May 7, 1999

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Gravedigga vs. Dead End

Dead End controls early, but 'Digga changes the momentum with an inverted swinging neck breaker. Digga controls with power moves, but Dead End comes back and nails a powerbomb for the pin.

Re-Union

Bram Corbett walks out. He tells Dead End he's seen friend turn against friend recently. "Prowler and Nihilist are dead to each other. Take off that Union shirt, and I'll get you a contract. I'll give you security your group cannot. No one knows your struggles like I do. Think about it. Or you'll be next to fall. Just like I took out Kevin Mash and Orion.''

King of the hill

Nihilist walks to the ring.

''It's amazing that I stand here at the top of this organization. I was either buried in a tag team with Prowler or wasted. Everyone was afraid I'd make it to the top one day. Well, here I am, and nobody will take me off this hill. There's so many factions and personal vendettas that I just quietly made it here. Well guess what. I'm staying. Raider, you never deserved this. I beat myself that night you started your run for this belt. But Adrian Lucas, I still got something to prove to you. You only pinned me because that pussy Prowler interfered. So bring your ass out Tuesday night. And Raider, contractually I owe you one more shot. I don't care which order I get you in. Just know once that bell rings, the shit ends and we fight until one can't answer the count. Are you ready? Then give me a fuck yeah!'' Fans give him it.

Bat vs. Magnus Murray Head

Head uses high-flying moves to control Bat early. Bat goes low and tries the tornado DDT, but lands crotch first on Head's knee. Head launches Bat into the third row and then dives out after him. Head drops Bat onto the floor and gorilla press slams him. Back in the ring, Bat works on Head's legs. Head fights back. Bat DDTs Head and gets a chair. Head dropkicks the chair into Bat's head. Head delivers a headcrusher and gets the pin.

Cain vs. Sharc

After four rounds of punches, Cain rolls outside. Sharc follows and spears Cain into a guardrail. Sharc tries to do the same into the steel post, but Cain blocks with his feet, reverses, and puts Sharc crotch first into the post. In the ring, Cain brutally kicks Sharc's back and chest. Cain gets a chair, lays it on Sharc's face and knees him. Both are hurt, Sharc is busted open. Sharc works on Cain's knee. Sharc opens the chair and puts it near the ropes. He backdrops Cain onto the chair, which collapses. Sharc powerslams Cain, who kicks out of a cover. Cain fights back and nails the inverted tornado DDT. Sharc gets a foot on the rope. They fist fight until Sharc trips Cain and puts on the Boston crab for the submission win.

Fixxxer vs. Crusher

Crusher overpowers Fixxxer. After minutes of beating, Fixxxer fires back and actually gorilla presses Crusher, but can't slam Crusher as his arms can't support the weight anymore. Crusher gorilla splats Fixxxer and gets the pin.

Omega + Alpha vs. Lowlife + Monkeywrench ©
--Tag Titles--

The match quickly deteriorates into a fight. Monkeywrench is backdropped over the top rope through a table by Alpha and Omega. Lowlife powerbombs Omega over the top rope. Lowlife and Omega put on a great match. Lowlife brings in a table and sets it up. Alpha dives over it at Lowlife, who ducks. As Alpha goes back toward Lowlife, he is kicked in the groin. Lowlife climbs onto a ladder which is slid in the ring and pulls up Alpha. Lights out from the ladder! Omega makes a save. Monkeywrench comes in and nails Omega with a chair. Monkeywrench neckwrenches Omega and gets the pin.

Post-match, Death Stalkers swarm and take out all four men. Union members run in for the save. Malik gets a mic and says the Union will fall one by one until they get their tag titles back and Electro is rotting in a grave after Xtrix kills him tonight.

Leavin' here

Daniel Ryder leads Ulysses, Issei, DJ Torrid, NBC and Badger to the ring. Announcers say they aren't scheduled. Alley is supposed to wrestle here.

Ryder: ''For almost a year, we've been promised a lot. Wins. TV exposure. And then, we're kept off TV or forced to lose when we get on. Well, John Leary, don't call me your friend anymore, don't call me. You are a fucking liar. You let Serpent rape women of their dignity. You want fucking hardcore? Here's some hardcore truth. You buried us for ten months and steal our value so you can re-sign us for $20,000 a year. Well, it looks like the Union doesn't want us. That's fine. The Union is a joke. XWL is a fucking joke. And, I'm not re-signing. I'd like to thank all the fans for cheering me on those rare nights I was allowed the chance to wrestle. I can still wrestle. So can these guys. We've bled, we've bruised and we gave 100 percent every night. All of us could be stars if not for the big group at the top who wants to keep us down here. I was a world champion. What are you Nihilist? A politician. You can't call yourself a champion when you script your own fucking matches. If you fans want to see men wrestle and give it all, you'll get a little here. Let me be the first to invite you to defect with me and these men to an independent circuit called the FCW. No politics, just good old-fashioned wrestling. This ain't a new union. This is the goodbye of six men who are sick of seeing ourselves wasted. I love you fans so much. It kills me to have to leave here this way.''

John Leary, with a bloody nose and split lip, walks out surrounded by security. ''What the fuck do you assholes think you're doing? You don't make the rules around here. It's not going to be so easy for you to leave. No. Hey Ulysses, nice punch son. You guys sure must think you fucked me. Jump me out back and steal my airtime. Fine. You want to go work for that joke of a company called FCW, go do it. 'Cause, oh wait, before I fire you...''

Death Stalkers come from behind the ring and invade it. They all have pipes and take out legs, arms and other body parts. Leary gets into the ring and stands over the injured wrestlers one by one and says they are fired. Leary singles out Issei and DJ Torrid for the Death Stalkers, who bash their heads bloody.

Leary: ''Hey FCW, these corpses are all yours.''

Fox vs. Alley

Fox gets dirty early and takes it outside, but Alley easily out-brawls Fox. Alley dominates Fox and nails a mugger. Alley gets the pin.

Trey Rison vs. Seizure

After a slow, cautious start, they fly all around the ring and on the outside. Rison grounds Seizure and uses wear down holds. Seizure comes back and eventually grabs a chair from ringside. He climbs to the top rope. As Rison gets to his feet, Seizure throws Rison the chair and dropkicks it into his face. Death valley driver. Seizure wins.

Electro vs. Xtrix

Death Stalkers surround the ring. Electro adds a stipulation that if any Stalkers interferes, they must leave XWL. Malik agrees. ''There is no way you can beat the man who replaced you.'' After a long circle, the two hook up. They duplicate each others moves with kicks, clotheslines and springboard elbow drops and moonsaults. Electro is thrown outside and Xtrix dives after him successfully.

Announcers are confused who is who. Xtrix is posted face first. Xtrix gets a chair and slides it into the ring. Electro chokes Xtrix with a cable. Xtrix goes inside and grabs the chair. He slams the chair onto Electro's head and then smashes him facedown on the mat. Electro is busted open. Xtrix stuffs a new chair into a corner and whips Electro into it face first.

Malik throws a table inside. Xtrix calls for another. Xtrix gorilla presses Electro to the top table and climbs to the top rope. Electro gets off before Xtrix's backsplash and Xtrix goes through both tables to the mat. Electro breaks off the metal legs and whacks Xtrix's neck. Electro throws a leg at Malik, who gets up on the apron. Electro dares him to hit him. Xtrix recovers, pushes Electro aside and punches Malik. This confuses the announcers further. They trade kicks, and brawl on the mat. Electo gets up and spinekicks Xtrix for the pin.

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