April 23, 1999
We're live with hosts Mark Weight and Michael Hawk.
Hell on earth
Dr. McMann is in the ring and calls out Serpent and Heat Seeker. Serpent smiles at McMann. ''Funny, I thought we weren't supposed to interact. Forget your questions, here's what you need to know. May Day. Barbed wire, live snakes. Us against Deuce and Kobra. The two men in this ring, no offense doctor, are a deadly unit. We don't give a shit about your hell gimmick. All we want to see is you get shot into those ropes and bleed. For the first time in my wrestling career, I've found the thief with honor. I would never let this man down, and I know the same is true of him. No more fucking around. It's pain. It's hell on earth.''
Heat: ''It's not about winning or losing. We just don't like you. Let's see how tough you boys are when you're down a pint or two of blood. Let's see how tough you are when you're blinded by your own blood.''
Crowbar vs. Ulysses
Crowbar dominates from the start and after a couple of minutes of toying with Ulysses, Crowbar makes him tap out in the chestbreaker.
Near death experience
Lights out. Lights on. Kobra, Deuce, Desire, Trey Rison, Omega and Alpha are in the ring.
Kobra: "Ten years ago, me and Serpent rode around the country together. We were tag team champions and on the verge of a long string of success. You became world champ. I owned the U.S. strap at times, and with the Big one, we ruled the tag scene without you. Flash forward. Still friends, but often opponents which tore us apart. I go out. You march on. I return. It is long overdue that we go at it. I don't care if it's barbed wire and a ring surrounded by snakes or a scaffold covered in broken glass over a fiery inferno. I've faced by own death. Have you?" Lights out.
Orion vs. Zohar
Even match with a quick pace. Orion takes over and beats Zohar, who comes back and nails a DDT, but Orion kicks out. Outside,
Zohar is backdropped awkwardly onto the stairs. Back inside, chairs are
tossed and Orion misses a shot, but Zohar doesn't. Zohar waves out Edan LePage. The chairs are piled up and Orion is powerbombed. Zohar gets the pin. Union in,
Zohar and LePage out.
For whom the rematch tolls
Nihilist walks to the ring. "Here stands the next heavyweight champion. I may not have won a number one contender match, but so what? Here stands a man who could have beaten Raider at For Whom The Bell Tolls if not for wrestling his second grueling match. A man Raider could never admit was better than him. The only man who can say you don't mean shit."
Raider walks out. "Do we have a problem?"
Nihilist: "Just that you don't deserve to be hiding your fat ass with that belt."
Raider: "I'm sick of this bullshit. What do you fucking want?"
Nihilist: "It seems like I'm booked solid until the week after May Day. What do you say to a little match for the belt which should be mine? I should've beat that overgrown fuck, not you.
Raider: "You want it? It's done. Keep talking and you'll be eating your own shit soon."
Electro vs. Malik ©
--National Title--
High-flying, brutal contest.
Malik hooks Electro in a corner and dropkicks his face. Electro comes back and nails
a superkick to Malik's spine. Death Stalkers swarm in behind the bogus Electo (Xtrix)
and beat Electro with a pipe. Electro wins by DQ.
Crusher vs. Adrian Lucas
The two trade momentum, each nailing powerslams, powerclotheslines, and knee drops. Lucas corners Crusher and batters him. Lucas powerbombs Crusher. Lucas goes for the roadkiller, but Crusher kicks Lucas in the balls. Lucas goes outside and whacks Crusher in the shoulder with a chair.
Lucas whips Crusher toward the steel post but Lucas is reversed and hits face first. Blood gushes out of his nose. In the ring, Crusher splats Lucas. Lucas kicks out! Crusher gets a chair from outside. He rolls in and is about to nail Lucas, but Lucas hits a spin kick to the chair into Crusher's face. Lucas gets the pin. Death Stalkers swarm and take out Lucas's legs with a pipe. They nails Crusher's shoulders.
Copyright ©2001 WWL Entertainment Inc. All rights reserved.
|
