We're live with hosts Mark Weight, Dr. McMann and Michael Hawk. Hype the return of Kobra to the ring with a video tribute.

Seizure vs. Edan LePage

LePage corners Seizure and beats him down. He tosses Seizure around the ring and then over the top rope. Seizure uses his feet as weapons and sends LePage into the front row. Seizure runs back into the ring and launches himself from the top rope onto LePage. They fight around the ring. LePage throws a chair into the ring. He bashes Seizure's head, but Seizure kicks out.

Seizure chops LePage to the mat with kicks and climbs to the top. LePage gets up and grabs Seizure's throat. He climbs up and tries to nail a chokeslam, but Seizure shoves LePage onto the top rope where he is crotched. Seizure grabs the chair and climbs up. Seizure tosses LePage the chair, and then dropkicks the chair into LePage's face. LePage kicks out of a pin. Seizure goes for a death valley driver, but LePage manages to slip out and powerbomb Seizure onto the chair for the pin.

CNN + NBC vs. 8666 + Reave
--Tag Team Titles--

8666 and Reave attack CNN and NBC before they hit the ring. 8666 tombstones CNN on the runway. Then Reave nails his piledriver/slam. 8666 and Reave double team NBC in the ring. He puts up a good fight, but not for long as 8666 spike tombstones him with Reave's help. 8666 and Reave get the pin.

Nihilist vs. Lowlife

Nihilist wrestles a smart match and only takes a few openings. He grinds Lowlife's neck with several moves. Then Nihilist attacks Lowlife's back. Somehow, Lowlife finds a reserve and dominates Nihilist. He nails a lights out but Nihilist is too close to the ropes. Nihilist rolls outside for a nine count.

Lowlife tries to suplex him back inside, but Nihilist drops down and snaps Lowlife's neck on the top rope. Nihilist superplexes Lowlife, but Lowlife kicks out. Lowlife blocks a second attempt and both men fall to the floor hard. Lowlife moves the steps and tries the lights out again, but Nihilist back drops Lowlife. Nihilist throws the stairs into the ring. Eventually Lowlife is superplexed onto the stairs and pinned.

Chris Slaughter vs. Hack Viciously

Hack's fists are heavily taped. The match is in the stands in seconds. Hack tries to piledrive Slaughter, who blocks it. Hack chair shots Slaughter several times. Slaughter spears Hack into a wall which hurts both men and cracks the wall. Slaughter hits a fallaway slam on the floor. Slaughter starts looking in trash cans until he finds one and reaches inside. He pulls out a large frozen turkey!

Slaughter puts Hack onto the bleachers and brings the turkey. Standing over Hack, Slaughter throws the turkey down, but Hack moves as a thud echoes in the arena. As Slaughter goes for the turkey, Hack dropkicks Slaughter, who goes into the open trash bucket and tips over. Hack throws the turkey down and hits Slaughter's knee. Back in the ring, Hack piledrives Slaughter. Hack works on Slaughter's back. Somehow, Slaughter nails a jumping DDT and a clothesline from the top rope. He nails the fallaway slam from the top rope and gets the pin.

Victor Slaughter vs. Alpha

Stalemate of power against high-impact moves. Alpha misses his finisher and Slaughter signals for the crucifix powerbomb. Alpha groinbutts Slaughter and the match continues at a fast pace. Slaughter is about to nail the crucifix powerbomb when Omega takes out Slaughter's knee and Trey Rison runs in and stomps on him. Slaughter is Alphaed. Rison and Omega threaten the ref to count the pin. He does. Alpha gets the pin. They beat Slaughter some more.

Malik vs. Alley

Great match turns into a fight. Alley nails a mugger outside but has trouble rolling Malik in for the pin. The fight continues with Malik in control. He works on Alley's neck and head, using neckbreakers and shoulder breakers and submission holds. Alley fights back and dominates Malik. Malik nails a desperation superkick and hits the hangmans neckbreaker. Alley gets a foot on a rope.

Sapp walks down. Alley tries to side splash Malik, but Sapp moves Malik and Alley goes over the top rope. Sapp whips Alley into the guardrail and then backdrops him into the post. Alley is rolled in and Malik gets the pin. Nihilist runs out and pummels Sapp.

Dead End vs. Kevin Mash
-National Title--

Mash throws a punch which misses Dead End by a mile, but KOs him. Mash gets the pin and the title. Dead End reveals he is wearing a Union T-shirt. They embrace and give middle fingers to the camera. Announcers are disgusted by the way lay downs make a mockery out of championships.

The Prowler vs. Spector
--TV Title--

Spector shows some good moves early, but Prowler gets vicious outside and sandwiches Spector's head in between two chairs. Death Stalkers run down and save the title and pipe assault Prowler to a bruised pulp. Prowler wins by DQ. Announcers point out Electro is with the Death Stalkers. Confused, they replay Electro being kicked out a week ago, and now him being embraced.

Orion vs. Bram Corbett

Highlighted by high-flying moves inside and outside. Corbett cannot hold down Orion for a pin. Orion eventually calls to the fans for chairs. Orion and Corbett duel, with Corbett getting the better. But Orion nails a rolling legdrop and TWAs Corbett onto a chair. Orion gets the pin.

Zohar vs. Serpent

Grueling match sees several submission holds and punches thrown. Serpent suplexes Zohar in the front row while standing on chairs. Back in the ring, Serpent works on Zohar's legs and puts on a figure four. Zohar is almost counted out four times.

Hack Viciously comes out of the crowd and slides Serpent a chair. Still in the figure four, Serpent bashes Zohar's skull and gets the pin. Hack then runs in and knocks out Serpent with a bunch of shots to Serpent's head. Hack then puts Zohar in the spinebreaker.

Deuce vs. Raider

A fight sees neither man gain an advantage. Both men try to overpower each other. Deuce throws Raider outside where the stalemate continues. Raider is spiked into the steel post and Deuce takes control. Desire walks out. Deuce Destroys Raider twice. Raider kicks out!

Raider begins a suplex assault. Desire stops Raider from piledriving Deuce by punching him low. Desire throws him a chair and Deuce slams it against Raider's legs. Raider jumps over one shot and grabs the chair with his feet. He pounds Deuce down and then repeatedly beats Deuce with the chair, even while he lies face down.

As Raider sets up Deuce for a top rope suplex, Adrian Lucas runs down with a piece of wood cut as the number 1 and smacks Raider right between the eyes. As Deuce gets up, Luca hits him with a chair. Then he breaks the wood over Raider's body with countless hits. He then roadkills Raider. Desire comes in and goes low on Lucas, but he doesn't feel it and kicks her in the stomach. He goes for the roadkiller, but Deuce stands up and nails Lucas with the chair. Destroyer.

Heat Seeker vs. Kobra

Lights out, lights on for Kobra's entrance. Kobra is calm and the two circle. Kobra pushes Heat into a corner and delivers a flurry of punches, knees and a standing clothesline. After a few minutes of total domination, Heat nails a string of moves and takes Kobra outside. Heat splashes Kobra against the guardrail and goes to work on Kobra's legs.

Back in the ring Kobra recovers and goes after Heat's ribs. Kobra hits a flying clothesline and Heat kicks out. Kobra slaps on an inverted sharpshooter and slaps Heat. He goes for the DDT, but Heat slips out and beats Kobra to the mat. Heat sets up a splash, but Kobra catches Heat, lifts him up and slingshots Heat so he hits the steel post. Kobra hits a DDT on a dazed Heat and gets the pin.

Lights out. Lights on, the rest of the Lair hit the ring and pound Heat. Deuce hits Heat with a large metal cross, slicing Heat's head open. Serpent and Raider run down. Raider takes out Alpha, Omega, and Deuce. Serpent fights off Trey Rison and brainbusts him. Serpent and Kobra go nose to nose and circle each other. Death Stalkers swarm in and Serpent gets into it with Malik while Kobra takes on Spector and 8666. We're out of time.

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