March 26, 1999

Mark Weight is in the ring and welcomes everyone on behalf of Michael Hawk to the live program.

Xtreme enema

Adrian Lucas walks to the ring. Lucas says he's back on TV because he was afraid people with short attention spans forgot him. ''And since it is obvious XWL is in chaos and doesn't know how to sell the greatest champion in the world, I'll do it myself.'' He says Victor Slaughter has been on his ass for too long. ''It's time for an enema. Tonight, Slaughter will be nothing but a piece of shit.''

Python vs. Coldblooded

Match stays in the ring. Coldblooded is in control most of the way. Python only uses basic holds. As the match continues, fans erupt as Kevin Mash, Hack Viciously, Orion and Lowlife walk down to the front row and take four of six empty chairs. Announcers speculate about the empty chairs, say Lowlife joined shortly after there was an empty chair near the Union.

In the ring, Coldblooded opens up a wound over Python's eye and locks on the arm bar. Python stares at the camera without an expression. Ref lifts his arm three times. It drops three times. Coldblooded wins. Announcers call it a huge, though confusing, upset.

After a few seconds of flexing his arm, Python gets up and piledrives the referee. He stares at the camera.

The Prowler vs. Spector ©
--TV Title--

Prowler overpowers Spector and throws him outside. Prowler smacks Spector with a chair. Spector and Prowler fight into the stands. In one of the coolest moves, Prowler spinebusts Spector up into the second level step by step.

Spector can barely get up, but does. Prowler sets Spector up for an front suplex and drops him on the ledge. Spector falls down and out. Prowler goes back to the ring and wins by count out.

The Death Stalkers run out but Prowler runs out through the crowd.

Paybat's a bitch

Dr. McMann is in the back in front of a group of medics attending to Electro, who is covered in blood. A bloody baseball bat is at McMann's feet. He says somebody paid back Electro.

Deuce vs. Heat Seeker
--No DQ--

A long, grueling match. Heat works on Deuce's legs while Deuce works on Heat's back and ribs with success.

Lights out.

Lights on.

Kobra is at ringside with a woman, Desire. They stare at the action. Heat gets a chair. Deuce gets a chair. They duel, but Deuce gets the big shot and Heat goes down. Deuce sets up Heat and hits the destroyer. Heat gets a shoulder up.

Deuce sets up Heat for another destroyer and nails it. At the last possible moment, Heat gets a shoulder up.

Raider walks out. Deuce picks up Heat and powerbombs him onto Raider, which saves Heat. Raider gives Heat a rock while they are down. Raider gets on the apron and jaws with Deuce.

Lights out.

Lights on.

Trey Rison, Alpha and Omega are on Raider and they fight on the floor. Deuce comes outside. Deuce picks up Heat, who bashes the rock against Deuce's skull. The rock shatters.

Heat rolls in Deuce, who has ''black blood'' oozing from his head, but Heat only gets a two count. Heat hot shots Deuce and slaps on the sharpshooter. Deuce can't get to a rope. He tries once, twice, three times, a fourth. Heat keeps pulling Deuce back to the center.

The fans are on their feet.

Another try by Deuce fails.

A minute passes.

Heat drops Deuce. Heat gets a table. He stacks a second one atop the first. Heat sets up Deuce on the top rope. He executes a belly to belly suplex through both tables.

Kobra gets in the ring and Heat and Kobra stare at each other. Deuce gets up. Heat kicks Kobra and starts punching him. The fight is on.

Raider runs in and suplexes Deuce on his head.

A third table comes in.

From the top rope, Raider superbelly to back suplexes Deuce through the table. Heat knocks Kobra out of the ring and Heat pins Deuce.

Victor Slaughter vs. Adrian Lucas ©
--XWL Title--

(Mash sign: Victor Slaughter has the Y1999 BUG!). Lucas corners Slaughter, but he fights out to a stalemate. Lucas works over Slaughter's neck. Lucas flips off Kevin Mash (to which Mash writes What's Bigger, Your Middle Finger of Your Middle Leg?).

Lucas wears down Slaughter with mat wrestling. (M sign: BOOORRRRING. Where's the blood?). Slaughter comes back and clotheslines Lucas over the top rope. They fight toward the Union. Mash offers Slaughter a chair. Slaughter takes it and is about to whack Lucas when Mash takes it back and spikes Slaughter in the neck with it. Slaughter falls.

As Lucas picks up Slaughter, Mash nails the top of Lucas's head with the chair. Union leaves.

Lucas rolls in Slaughter. After an eight count, Lucas roadkills him. Lucas gets the pin.

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