Assault and Battery Jan. 5, 1999 | Xtreme Wrestling League

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Ulysses vs. Seizure

Ulysses puts on a good match as the fight goes into the stands. Seizure launches Ulysses over a few rows and regains the advantage. Seizure nails a death valley driver and gets the pin.

Victor Slaughter vs. Dead End

Dead End rules early, but Slaughter manages to fight through and land some hard blows. Slaughter maintains control and nails a clothesline from the top rope. Dead End kicks out. Slaughter does it again. Dead End gets a shoulder up! Slaughter tries again, but Dead End gets up and lands a knockout punch. Dead End powerbombs a limp Slaughter. Dead End gets the pin.

Kevin Mash vs. Hack Viciously

Hack starts by kicking low and then uses the rest of the match to humiliate Mash. He works over every part of Mash, concentrating on the head. Then he slaps on the spinebreaker. Mash taps out. Hack won't let go. After several seconds, he releases the hold. But he's not done. Hack, picks up Mash and sets him up for an inverted piledriver. And again. He drags Mash's body to the apron. Oh no. The first two were in the ring, but...he wouldn't! He does. Hack hits a third inverted piledriver. This one from the ring apron to the floor.

Announcers say Kevin Mash was taken to hospital.

8666 vs. Cain

8666 traps Cain and beats him without mercy. 8666 hits a tombstone piledriver and gets his hand raised.

Adrian Lucas vs. Heat Seeker

Lucas walks to the ring. As Heat walks out, Daniel Ryder jumps Heat, and kicks his face and ribs. Viper Lair members come out for save. Ryder escapes through the crowd. No contest.

Lowlife vs. Monkeywrench

The two charge each other at the bell and fall over the top rope, where they fight. After several blows, Lowlife is thrown into the post. Then he is thrown into the stairs head first. In the ring, Monkeywrench beats on Lowlife and opens a laceration minutes later. Lowlife avoids a rushing Monkeywrench, who ends up falling to the floor. Monkeywrench is thrown into the guardrail and hit with the bell, busting Monkeywrench open. Lowlife tackles Monkeywrench and they end up under the ring. They fight back and end up at the broadcast position, clearing the announcers. They use cords and hit each other with two monitors. Lowlife lays out Monkeywrench on the desk and uses scaffolding to launch himself. The desk doesn't give as Monkeywrench moves.

Monkeywrench clombs the scaffolding. He launches himself onto Lowlife and the desk breaks. Monkeywrench carries Lowlife back to the ring but can't pin him. Monkeywrench finally goes for the neckwrencher, but Lowlife turns it into a headscissor takeover. Lowlife cannot hook the lowlife and Monkeywrench goes low. He backdrops Lowlife, who gets crotched on the top rope. Announcers return to the remains of their booth and continue calling the match. Monkeywrench gets Lowlife into the neckwrencher for pin.

Python vs. Bram Corbett

High-flying emotionless match at first. Eventually, Python gets angry and goes for Corbett's throat. Corbett begins punching Python. The two trade shots in the corner. Python beats Corbett down and messes up on a top rope DDT. Corbett springs off and Python powerbombs Corbett onto the floor.

The ref counts.

Python is down.

Corbett is down.

Python is up.

10.

Corbett is counted out. Python jumps out and continues to kick and punch Corbett.

Reave vs. Raider

Even match. Raider takes the fight into the fans and gains the advantage after gorilla press slamming Reave into a row of chairs. Back in the ring, Raider hits several suplexes. Somehow, Reave kicks Raider and hits a sit-down powerbomb but can't cover Raider. Raider is first up and executes a belly to back suplex from the top rope. Death Stalkers run in for the save. Raider wins by DQ.

Orion vs. Coldblooded

After nobody comes out, cameras head out back into a parking garage. They find Orion and Coldblooded on top of a van, hitting each other. Orion power slams Coldblooded on the roof, and the impact smashes out one of the windows. Once Coldblooded stands, Orion charges and tackles Coldblooded. They slide down the windshield and off the hood onto the ground. Coldblooded slams Orion's head on the bumper, then through the front grill. Orion back kicks Coldblooded low, drags him to the door, puts Coldblooded's head inside, and slams it!

Orion slams Coldblooded's head into the side of the van, denting it. Orion tries to slam Coldblooded on the ground, but he slips out and jams Orion's arm to the ground. He puts on the mangler. Orion screams in pain. After dropping the submission hold, Coldblooded drags Orion to the back of the van, opens the doors, and tosses Orion inside. Coldblooded gets into the driver's seat. He bends down. Is he hotwiring the van? As the question is asked, the van roars to life. Coldblooded backs up and is driving.

The camera follows as the van drives into an open garage door and down the entranceway to the ring. After parking, Coldblooded goes for Orion. Coldblooded drags Orion out. Orion kicks Coldblooded in the face and then opens the hood, puts Coldblooded under, and slams the hood down! He goes to the ring while Coldblooded limply hangs under the hood.

Orion looks around at the screaming fans. He points at Coldblooded. He jumps! Orion splashes the hood! Coldblooded, a bloody mess, falls to the floor. The fans are going nuts. Orion drags Coldblooded up the stairs and into the ring. The bell sounds. Orion guillotine leg drops Coldblooded. Cover.

Coldblooded kicks out.

Coldblooded gets up and goes after Orion's arm. He is wobbly in his assault. And then he grabs Orion's arm and in a flash, he has the mangler on again. Coldblooded leans back. The ref is checking with Orion. Will he give up? And then, Coldblooded...well...he lets go and just lays there, using Orion as a pillow. Orion is face down and isn't moving. The ref checks both guys. He raises both their arms.

Drop?

Strike one.

Drop!?

Strike two.

Drop!

Strike three.

Both men have passed out, The ref calls for stretchers. Announcers guess Orion passed out from pain, Coldblooded from blood loss. Stretchers come out. Draw.

Prowler and Nihilist are awesome, dominating Malik and Spector with power and double teaming. Malik waves for help. Nihilist nearly takes his head off with a clothesline. He drags Malik up by the hair and powers him onto the top turnbuckle. Nihilist nails a superplex. Somehow, Malik kicks out. He desperately waves for help again.

At last it comes, but Prowler and Nihilist keep them out of the ring. Spector grabs Prowler from behind. He grabs him by the neck, uses the ropes and hits a move he calls thhe re-spector (a diamond cutter variation). Spector gets the pin as Malik holds back Nihilist.

Edan LePage vs. Zohar

The two go toe to toe and end up in the second balcony. Zohar tries to push LePage over but cannot. LePage ends up chokeslamming Zohar to the lower level. LePage goes down to pick up the pieces and brings Zohar back to the ring. Cover. 1. 2. Zohar kicks out. LePage tries a powerbomb, but Zohar breaks free and rolls outside. The two fist fight. While they brawl outside, Hack Viciously runs down the aisle, gets into the ring and drops a wood baseball bat. Hack then goes outside and grabs LePage by the arm. Hack runs. LePage gives chase. Zohar slides into the ring and picks up the bat.

Hack runs into the ring, LePage is chasing. Zohar has his back turned to the chase, leaning against the ropes. Hack runs by Zohar. LePage's is blindsided by a homerun swing to LePage's chest. Zohar nails LePage in the shoulder and back several times with the bat. He jams the end between LePage's shoulders three times.

LePage wins by DQ.

Alley vs. Serpent

Alley attacks Serpent as he gets in the ring and tries for the mugger early, but Serpent slips out of the ring. Zohar walks to the ring wielding the bat, and Hack Viciously walks out armed with a 3-foot piece of pipe. The three huddle. Serpent gets back into the ring and the two wrestle to a stand still. Serpent then starts fighting and nails a DDT. He has Alley ready for the brainbuster when Alley slips behind Serpent and nails the mugger! Cover!

Alley gets the pin.

Hack and Zohar slide into the ring and nail Alley with their weapons. After several whacks, security runs down with police. Guns are drawn! Three officers have three bullets ready if the need be. Serpent, Hack and Zohar look at the guns, then each other, then drop their weapons. The police move in. The three are shoved face first to the mat and handcuffed.

John Leary, Nihilist and The Prowler come out to check on Alley. Nihilist and Prowler see things don't look good. They attack the cuffed Serpent and Zohar, but are quickly pulled off by police and restrained by two men apiece.

Brutal match. The two fight hard and neither can gain the upper hand. Eventually, Slaughter goes for Crusher's knees, but Crusher goes after Slaughter's back. Both men exchange hard blows to the injured areas. Slaughter ends up clotheslining Crrusher over the top rope and both men are further hurt. Crusher rams Slaughter into the pole back first, and whiplash knocks Slauughter's head against it. Crusher then launches Slaughter headfirst into the steel post.

Slaughter has been busted open. Blood is beginning to trickle from his forehead into his eyes. Crusher exploits it, driving his huge right hand into the wound with punch after punch. Back in the ring, Crusher tries a sleeper, but Slaughter escapes with a belly to back suplex. The ref starts to count.

They're staring to stir.

Crusher is up first. Crusher throws Slaughter all around the ring and stomps him. But Slaughter comes back. Eventually he sets Crusher on the top rope and tries the fallaway slam, but during the launch, Slaughter's back gives out and Crusher falls onto Slaughter. Crusher hooks the leg!

Crusher gets the pin. Crusher is the new XWL Champion.