Lost Cause vs. Team EGO

Tuesday Night Extreme
March 4, 2003

It was time for the big entrance of two of the most controversial men in the history of X Wrestling. Lost Cause, the team of Mad Morgan and Shovel, began to prepare inside the squared circle; loosening up for their match against the most hated duo in the backstage of X Wrestling. People hated Synn, People hated Derecho back in the day, but people *detested* Team EGO. They wanted Team EGO to disappear off the face of the earth...or so they thought. Deep down inside though, every single fan in the audience knew that the only reason they came to see Xw Live was because they wanted to see the "oh-so-controversial" duo in live action, and if they were a female... they wanted to see the action in the ring, and out the ring.

Mad Morgan couldn't wait any longer.

Shovel couldn't wait any longer.

The fans couldn't wait any longer.

And just all of them were ready to begin a riot, the theme song of the dynamic duo quickly blasted across the arena. "We Will Rock You(remix)" echoed in the arena, as the fans all stood from their seats to jeer the two men who would be making their in-ring debut in X Wrestling. The pyro began to go off, much to the liking of Team EGO, as the lights began to flash wildly...very similar to entrances of such stars as The Rock, Triple H, and the rest of the overrated stars...bout time wrestling gave good entrance to some REAL stars. The fans waited, as the smoke came forward from the stage...and suddenly...the fans saw them...or him rather. There stood Sean Studd, dressed in his wrestling attire and complete with his "eff. dubya. oh." shirt, which gained much heel heat from the crowd. But more so, because only one man of Team EGO was appearing on the entrance ramp.

Still, Studd came down with a wide grin plastered across his face, as he slowly walked down the ramp, a cocky and arrogant sway in each step. He constantly taunted the crowd on his way to the ring, but quickly turned his attention to the team of Lost Cause as he neared the ring. Studd held up a hand, telling the team to wait one second for an explanation. Studd quickly rolled himself in the ring and held his arms out wide for the outstanding amount of boos that came his way...and all he did was smile at each and everyone of them.

"Do you people *still* have a grudge about the Studdster leaving Florida for New York? C'mon people, if you were a success like me...you would leave this ignoramus anus state too," Studd stated as the fans gave another wave of jeers, "But anyone, I didn't come out here to address you jackasses...I came to address *these* jackasses," Studd stated as he pointed over toLost Cause. The duo were quick to pounce, but Studd quickly grabbed the official and put him inbetween.

"Whoa, hold on their jobber boys, I have alittle explanation of something very heartbreaking," Studd said in a very compasionate way, "As you can see, the Studdster stands alone tonight in this very ring. And as you can see, Trey Vincent is not in this ring at this present time along with his trusted partner in crime," the fans jeered, knowing full well an excuse was coming.

"But once again...X Wrestling has fucked over Team EGO folks. You see, due to the constant exposure Jason Roberts wants to give Team EGO, it seems the constant airplane trips across the nation has caused my dear friend to be diagnosed with a severe case of...," suddenly Studd became choked up and blurted it out, "JETLAG!"

The fans were raging with boos as Studd just stood in the ring, attempting to keep his composure, "And Jetlag isn't the worst part of it folks, you see...me and Trey...we are REAL stars, we aren't some indy-promotional wrestlers that would be considered low-carders in higher ups...*cough*Eldridge Ali*cough*...but in fact, we are the real deal of superstars. And when the real deal of superstars are scheduled to face a team that hasn't cut a good promo in months...a team that are nothing but two jobbers paired off...that makes the stars' morale go down...and thus, Trey has gone Steve Austin on this place...and has no morale to even show up to the ring," Studd stated in an angry voice.

"You can thank X Wrestling for that one. MAYBE if X Wrestling gave us some *worthy* opponents, Trey could fight off his jetlag and kick some ass in front of this Floridinians," Studd said with a smile, "We even requested for some worthy opponents last week, but what did we get last week? Quick Death and Eldridge Ali...and now it seems we're going lower and lower in the ladder of X Wrestling's finest as now we're facinga no-body team called Lost Cause. Well, at least the name fits you," Studd said with a sly grin.

Morgan and Shovel had it and charged at Studd with full force. But Studd quickly ducked the double clothesline and slid underneath the ring on the other side. The duo of Lost Cause paced inside the ring, daring Studd to get into the ring. Sean Studd just circled the ring with a wide grin on his face as he began to make his way to the entrance ramp. But before he did, Studd stopped at the foot of the stage to address the jobberific team once more, "But you never guys...

Miracles do happen"

WHACK!

It came out of nowhere...

WHACK!

Two consecutive chair shots that were sickenly sent into the craniums of Mad Morgan and Shovel. And who was responsible for it, the man in the wrestling trunks that sported the letters "TV" and "Icon", none other than the Franchise Player himself, Trey Vincent. Trey could only smile as Studd laughed histerically outside the ring and slowly brought himself back into the ring. Shovel was busted wide open, as was his partner Morgan, as both men remained out on the mat in a pool of their own blood. Trey Vincent handed Studd the chair, as TV slowly bent over and pried Mad Morgan off the mat. The fans jeered wildly as Trey held Mad Morgan with a Underhook, allowing Studd to swing and...

WHACK!

Bend the chair over Morgan's skull, allowing the limp Morgan to fall to the canvas.

The fans jeered wildly as Team EGO could only grin at their chaos. The official was quick to interject and yell at the duo for their actions and order them out of the ring. TV and Studd only looked at one another for a split second before hitting a double clothesline upon the official, knocking him on the back of his head. The jeering continued as TV rolled to the outside and grabbed yet another chair from the ringside area. Just as Trey did this, Studd was prying a bloody Shovel from the mat. The fans only looked on as Studd proceeded to whip Shovel to the ropes and...

WHACK!

Receive a chair shot the back of the head by Trey Vincent, who rolled into the ring and began yelling out at the fallen Shovel, who collapsed face first. It was a demolition and nothing more, as the fans continued to jeer as Team EGO slowly took apart the superstars that remained in the squared circle. Suddenly, two more officials rushed to the ring to gain some order but the first one quickly met with a devastating superkick to the chin, thanks to Sean Studd. The second official was kicked into the stomach by Trey Vincent and slammed down hard with a modified double underhook face smash (Pedigree). Four bodies remained out cold in the ring, as Team EGO stood tall...but weren't done. Trey looked over at Studd and nodded, as Studd was quick to roll out of the ring and reach under the apron to pull out...

A Table.

Studd lifted the table up and pushed it into the ring. As Studd prepared the table, Trey Vincent noticed that Mad Morgan was slowly crawling to his feet. The fans began a "Lost Cause" chant for the duo who were ambushed, as Morgan slowly got to one knee, but it was all in vain as TV rushed forward and nailed a running knee into Morgan's head. Morgan's body bounced off the ropes and TV was quick to catch Morgan and slam him down with a huge spinebuster. As Studd continued to prepare the table, Trey Vincent motioned the crowd...

He bounced off the left side of the ring.

He bounced off the right side of the ring.

Off the south side.

Off the north side.

Trey than positioned himself at the head of Morgan, winded up his arm, kissed his bare knuckles...measured up and leaped into the air to hit one of the most entertaining moves in all of sports entertainment...the Big Time Fist Drop. The fans only jeered as the skull of Morgan's got even more stained with crimson after the vicious hit. Sean Studd finally at the table set and slowly motioned for TV to pull up Shovel. Shovel was clearly out cold, as TV slowly rolled Shovel onto the table and motioned for Studd to do something...

The fans could only wait...

As Studd leaped onto the top rope...

Committed the famous Weiner Dance of Rick Rude's...

Nailed a Pelvic Thrust...

And leaped VERY high into the air. The fans watched Studd soared above the ring, stretched his body out and...

CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!

The fans let out "OH!" as Studd hit one of the biggest Top Rope Body Splashes off all time, onto the now combulsing body of Shovel. Studd held onto his ribs in pain, but smiled widely nonetheless, as Trey Vincent quickly found a microphone and helped Studd to his feet. The Duo looked at the complete destruction they caused in the ring, two wrestlers and three officials down on the mat...and a whole lotta blood. Trey finally got Studd to his feet, as the duo only grinned at one another. Trey put a hand on Studd's shoulder....

"Ya know what Sean?" asked Trey Vincent, to only get a very annoying 'WHAT!' from the crowd... what a piece of shit trend, "I want to say thank you...you were right...this truely *did* cure Trey Vincent's jetlag and low morale..."

And just like that "We Will Rock You(remix)" returned to the PA System, as Trey Vincent and Studd raised their arms in the arm and rolled out of the ring. Studd and Vincent were booed all around the state of Florida, as Studd ripped off his "eff. dubya. ooh" shirt and threw it to the ground and raised his bare chest out for the ladies, who screamed in delight. And as Team EGO watched as boyfriends of Florida verbally attacked their girlfriends for swooning over the most entertaining thing in sports entertainment...

Five victims were left in the ring...

Now how entertaining is that?

Team EGO knew the EGOmaniacs loved it.

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©2003 John Leary