Saving X Wrestling, One Day At A Time

Tuesday Night Extreme
March 4, 2003

The pyro went wild for the start of Tuesday Night eXtreme, as the fans of X Wrestling shot to their feet and began to cheer wildly for their favorite superstars. Signs were held up high, as fans cheered for their top stars like Quick Death and Eldridge Ali...but the camera couldn't help but catch a few new names upon the fan-made signs. Signs that were negative and positive about a certain new duo in X Wrestling currently. That duo, of course, would be the only two superstars in X Wrestling that actually matter in the entire roster...the epitomes of entertainment themselves... Team EGO. And wouldn't you know it...they'd be opening the show...

"We Will Rock You(remix)" came alive in the PA System, and suddenly shots of fireworks blared upon the X Wrestling stage, something not very familiar with these indy promotion types. The fans were quick to send a WAVE of boos as the duo of Sean Studd and Trey Vincent slowly appeared from behind the curtain with nothing but grins upon their faces. The fans booing got even louder at the site of the two men who had basically pissed on everything that is holy in X Wrestling... which in Team EGO's opinion, was nothing. Studd and Vincent simply strolled their way down the rampway, Trey was constantly looking to slap hands with the Florida fans, only to quickly move his hand to his hair and brush it back, as Studd could only stop a few times and wink at some of Florida's finest women.

After the official introduction to the crowd, Studd rolled into the ring, as Trey stepped upon the apron and gave a long glance at the crowd. Both men were dressed very nicely, both in silk attires and hollywood style sunglasses...it seemed as Xw was treating them very well. Sean Studd adjusted the collar of his red silk, button down shirt, and called for a microphone from one of the Xw's ringside lackeys. Trey Vincent took one last glance at the Florida crowd and just sighed in disbelief, as he finally entered the ring himself. Sean Studd looked out at the crowd and raised one hand in the air for silence...

The music stopped...but the fans didn't. Studd shook his head, and looked for some silence once again...but only got more jeers from the Florida crowd. Studd shook his head once more and had enough of the idiocy of the crowd and calmly stated, "Listen, I know you Floridinians are a little slow in the mind...we all know that after the Presidential election...," their came the heat, "But when I raise my hand...that doesn't mean I want to be called on...that means I'm demanding absolute silence from you morons"

The boos continued, as Studd simply grinned.

"Do.I.Need.To.Speak.Slow.Er?" Studd asked the crowd, as the jeers continued. Studd only laughed into the microphone, "Oh c'mon now folks, the Studdster is just playing with you. I mean, would I talk bad about my kind? Don't you people know where Sean Studd was born? That's right ladies and gentlemen...Sean Studd...is born...right here...in KEY WEST, FLORIDA!" the fans came to a few cheers, as the cheap pop came from Sean Studd as he mention his birthplace. Sean Studd looked a bit confused at the crowd...

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second," Studd said with a perplexed look in his face, "Just because I was *born* in Key West, doesn't mean I'm like you people. Please! Maybe you people mis-interpretated, but Sean Studd is NOTHING like you morons from Key West. Unlike each and everyone of you, Sean Studd is a LEGEND...," the boos kept on coming, "Unlike each and everyone of you, Sean Studd is a GOD! And unlike each and everyone of you...Sean Studd made something of himself. I look around at this crowd, and I have to be honest people...after looking at Florida...I now see why you had such problems working an election booth... I'd be surprised if you could dress yourselves in the morning..."

Studd lowered his sunglasses a few faces in the crowd, "And looking at some of you...THAT is even a problem."

The jeers continued on but Studd was quick to interject, "HEY! It's not *my* fault that you can't be like me. I worked hard to get where I am, unlike you pieces of human execrement, that'd prefer watching a porno movie with a tub of vaseline on your counter, rather than go out and bang an ACTUAL woman, like yours truely," Studd said as he looked over at anoverly obese man in the front row, "And NO fatass...your blowup does NOT count as a real woman..."

The boos were defeaning, as Trey actually stood by and allowed his partner to rip upon his birthplace. Trey was actually getting a kick out of it, as he showed hints of laughter at almost every comment.

"And yet you continue to boo, unbelievable," Studd said as I threw his arm up in the air, "Just because you decide to become stupid, fat and idiotic...you decide to blame that on Sean Studd...the ONLY thing good that came out of Florida...let alone Key West," Studd said with a smirk, "Why do you think I moved to New York folks? Sure, New York isn't the brightest of stars in the sky...but it's one up from Florida thats for sure...hell, Mexico is one up from Florida...at least they *know* they're idiots"

*SNATCH!*, there it was...Trey Vincent's turn, as he snatched the microphone and tried his best to hold back his laughter, as Studd just grinned at the Florida crowd, who was ready to destroy Sean Studd and Trey Vincent. Vincent simply smiled at the crowd and began to walk around the ring a bit, getting a feel for the arena only to say...

"Sean, I've tried to get used to this place, I really have. But no matter how long I try, Florida continues to have the entertainment value of X Wrestling before the era of EGO hit...absolutely NONE," Trey grunted out, as Sean smiled and clapped in agreement toward his partner, "Trey Vincent has tried so hard to get used to the fat, ugly slobs called Flordinians...but the only thing Trey Vincent has seen that is worth looking at...," he pointed over the ring ropes and to a very fine looking female in the front row, "Is the girl over there in Row A, Seat 43"

The fans...had to cheer for that...she *was* hot afterall.

"But enough about this piss poor country that has a Bush in it's lead chair of law...Florida isn't important enough for Team EGO to rip on all day, we have much more important matters to discuss here tonight," Trey stated as he leaned against the corner of the ring and looked out at the X Wrestling entrance ramp, "It seems that our actions haven't been taken very well folks...not at all, infact, it seems we are actually angering many people in X Wrestling's backstage area!"

Trey's voice had nothing but sarcasm in it, as Studd put his hand to his chest and whispered, "No way". Trey could only shake his head as he continued, "Trey Vincent doesn't understand these hacks in X Wrestling, how could they *hate* what we are doing? What *we*, Team EGO, are doing is SAVING this indy-promotion and actually making it rise into a Global Level Federation. One that will be respected for decades to come! The Franchise Player doesn't understand how guys like Quick "Kill-Me" and Muhammed Ali," Trey was cut off as Sean Studd whispered the real names to Trey Vincent. TV could only roll his eyes, "Sorry, Quick Death and Ali...can sit there and cry and whine about what we did to them...when all we did, was make them SOMEBODY!"

"Without Team EGO verbally bashing those overrated, lack of entertaining, scum-bag, has beens... they would've been forgotten in a segment. Honestly folks, when was the last time you saw a *good* segment from either of those men?" Trey asked the crowd, "The last time I saw either of them do anything of importance was...well...I *never* saw them do anything of importance because they are just too indy for Trey Vincent to waste his time on watching," Trey cracked a grin as the fans screamed out negativity.

*SNATCH*, Studd quickly grabbed the microphone and looked out at the crowd who continually jeered Team EGO to hell.

"Listen folks, it's neither mine or Trey's fault that the so-called veterans had a bitch fit about us...when all we are trying to do is help alittle," Studd stated in a very compasionate manner, "But the bottom line is, it seems neither of them want their careers to be saved. In my opinion, they both know they're just sinking ships with absolutely no chance of resurfacing. They are like the Titanic, except they hit the iceberg a LONG time ago...and they've been sinking ever since...," Studd said with a smile, "And that iceberg hit...the moment they stepped into an X Wrestling ring!"

The jeers kept on coming, as the duo of Team EGO was definetly gaining a large heel heat from the crowd.

"But it's okay folks, it seems you see the same thing...so finally, the two ships will sink. You can thank Jason Roberts for that one. It seems the good old boss put a few extra grand in Team EGO's pocket...and thanks to that...we, Team EGO, will stop our attempt at saving the two sinking ships...Quick Death and Eldridge Ali," Studd said with a sigh, "I'm sorry folks...but not even Team EGO could save them...but look at it this way folks...since we are allowing the two sinking ships to finally sink to the bottom...we, Team EGO, can venture to save another team..."

*SNATCH!* Trey's turn once again...

"And tonight we start with...," Trey paused, gaining a very large amount of heat as he forgot the name and quickly walked over to Sean Studd for the name. Studd whispered it and Trey could only sigh again, "Fuckin' indy names...," he mummbled to himself, "Anyway, tonight we start with the team of Lost Cause. Hell, the NAME even makes Trey Vincent depressed about these two jobbers. Who the hell are Lost Cause anyway? I haven't even seen their name on a card in who knows how long. Believe me, Trey Vincent can remember names...," he said with a wink, as the fans jeered even louder.

"And tonight, I guess Team EGO will be eliminat...er...saving another team, and hopefully gaining them some heat in this business," Trey said with a smile, "And why is Team EGO being so kind? Well, we feel guilty about allowing the two has-beens sink to the bottom, that we will start a whole wave of saving the careers of X Wrestling...after all, we can't be the ONLY real stars in this company that actually have entertainment value, as well as wrestling skill!"

*SNATCH!* Studd's turn once again...

"And thus, tonight ladies and gentlemen, we will show you exactly what Team EGO can do in this very ring," Studd stated as he pointed to the mat below his feet, "Tonight, you will see a duo with entertainment value, a duo with charisma, a duo that invented the meaning of god, and a duo that will revolutionize this sports entertainment as we know it...and than you'll have Lost Cause"

The boos came wildly.

"So folks...stay tuned...because tonight...Team EGO shows EXACTLY what they are ALL about...

Let the ratings...boost...now"

NEXT CHAPTER: Lost Cause vs. Team EGO >>

©2003 John Leary