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Wrestlecade 4
March 2003
Bonus Material

It was the final match for Jason Roberts, as he remained in the ring and grasped onto the ring ropes for leverage. Blazer slowly rolled out of the ring and smiled widely as he raised his arms up in the air to a standing ovation. Inside the ring, the man also known as Derecho, just kneeled against the corner and shook his head in disbelief. Blazer was the winner, but he and Derecho were equally beaten, as Blazer remained outside the ring catching his breathe. Derecho looked out at the X Wrestling crowd, a crowd he would see no longer, and stood up in the center of the ring. His eyes began to get a bit watery, as he stared out at the crowd; who turned their attention to Roberts and began clapping for the man.

They weren't just clapping for a good match, but for a good four years. For four years, Jason Roberts brought X Wrestling to the millions; he overcame turmoil and controversy, and ran one of the longest running federations of all time. Jason Roberts was the real promoter that many dreamed to be, and for that the fans clapped on the former owner of X Wrestling. Jason Roberts didn't say a word; all he did was smile and hold his fist up to the crowd as they cheered for the first owner of X Wrestling.

Roberts took a look at Blazer, who remained on one knee outside the ring, and nodded as he went to exit. Roberts reached the apron and suddenly the lights cut off. The X Vision came to life and began to show clips of wide cities, strip clubs and such to that extent of the city life. And than three big letters came to view on the X Vision…EGO. The fans immediately jeered as the figures of Greg Davis, Sean Studd and Trey Vincent all appeared at the top of the ramp as "We Will Rock You (remix" came over the PA System. A very tired Jason Roberts just stared at the entrance with a dead serious face, as the members of Team EGO slowly walked down the ramp and soon into the ring. As they entered the ring, Greg Davis was the first to go face to face with the tired Jason Roberts, for the two hadn't seen each other since their days in TW2K.

Greg Davis was the first to receive the microphone, as the music died down, and inside the ring, Davis and Roberts stood face to face. Studd and Vincent watched from the side, as the newly reinstated Greg Davis, a former Cruiserweight Champion of XWF, grinned at the broken Roberts.

"I'm surprised it took you this long Roberts," Davis began with a sly grin, "I'm surprised it took you four LONG years to finally realize that you couldn't run a federation correctly if your life depended on it". Roberts just sneered at Davis, as Davis continued, "I remember being in this very promotion and completely obliterating your competition and capturing gold immediately. It was so easy for a 'big name' to get recognition in this company, because the last time XWF ever got any recognition, was when it mooched off of Tornado Wrestling!"

The fans jeered wildly, but Greg Davis continued, "And those two men prove my point," Davis said as he pointed to his fellow members of Team EGO, "The moment you found out that they had interest in X Wrestling, you threw the entire company at their feet to sign them…you proved my point! Hell, if Crusader or Erik Kelly came by your office and asked for a contract, you'd give them creative control of their characters PLUS other characters. This company is PATHETIC under your rule!"

Jason Roberts just closed his eyes and held in his anger, as Sean Studd suddenly came forth and snatched the microphone from his old friend's hand, and stared at Roberts.

"I remember how excited you were when Trey and I stepped into your office. The big problematic tag team from the Pinnacle of Insane Wrestling, coming to 'your' federation…it was the chance of a lifetime. It didn't matter WHO we pissed off, as long as we were happy, that was all that mattered," Studd with a grin, "And I'm not disagreeing, because we are the most entertaining thing X Wrestling has had since Greg left in 2000!"

Now, it was Trey Vincent's turn…

"Trey Vincent told you all that X Wrestling needed stars, and Roberts came to the right place when he needed them bad. Quick Demise, Ninja X and the rest of those indy wrestlers just weren't cutting it anymore," Trey shouted out, "And now, after four years of failure, where does your beloved Jason Roberts go? That's right, he joins some of his OWN boys from X Wrestling…and goes to the great north…

21st Century Wrestling"

The crowd jeered, as Jason Roberts lowered his head in shame, allowing his long black hair to flow over his face. Sean Studd stepped forward again and lifted Roberts face, forcing him to stare EGO in the eyes.

"You're joining Brian James, Ninja K and hell, probably even more guys, into the great up north," Studd shouted, "Because after that long road of failure, you realize that if you can't RUN a federation, you might as well DITCH your federation and join another one, am I right? Why is it that you wrestle in other federations, but not yours? Because you *know* that X Wrestling won't get your career ANYWHERE!"

And than finally, Greg Davis stepped up once more, as he reared his hand back and *slapped* Roberts across the face. The fans jeered louder than before, as Greg Davis spat on the floor in disgust, "So you hand the federation over to Mike, that's fine. Lets just hope he can actually do something with this federation, unlike certain pathetic ignoramus anuses that tried to do something," Greg shouted with a grin, "Roberts, it'll be up to US to make this federation what it can be…we'll formulate the bunch and make them stars…something you could never do. And when we do…I want you to watch…because once we do, we promise to have your funeral ready…Here lies Jason Roberts dream…dead and buried"

All the members of Team EGO grinned ear to ear, as Jason Roberts stood completely still. He held onto his face, and had his head lowered in shame. The fans cheered on Roberts, and booed the hell out of Team EGO, but Roberts just remained still and suddenly began to slowly walk past the members of Team EGO. He rolled himself to the ring side area, and began to walk back up the ramp, with the fans jeering wildly. It was at that point that Sean Studd grabbed the microphone and leaned up against the ropes.

"That's right, do what you do best Roberts, put your tail in between your legs, lower your ears, and walk away in shame…like the BITCH YOU ARE"

At that point, Roberts stopped dead in his tracks. Team EGO turned their attention away from Roberts and began laughing up a storm as they all slapped hands and taunted the angry crowd. On the ramp, Roberts slowly looked over his shoulder, and the fire in his eyes showed one thing…Derecho wasn't done yet. The fans almost exploded as Roberts turned around and sprinted towards the ring. He quickly slid into the ring and yelled out to all the members of Team EGO. Trey Vincent was the first to turn around and receive a BIG dropkick that knocked the Franchise Player on his back. Sean Studd charged in after Roberts, only to receive a power slam on behalf of the Dark Derecho. Greg Davis was next and quickly connected with a hard right hand that sent Roberts to the ropes. Davis whipped Roberts to the ropes and awaited his return…only to receive a HUGE clothesline that knocked Davis on his neck! The fans erupted as Roberts gave all the members of EGO the one finger salute, before sprinting out of the ring as Studd and Vincent got to their feet.

Roberts was now the one grinning ear to ear as he quickly walked up the ramp and gave the one finger salute to Team EGO once more. Team EGO was livid and demanded Roberts get back into the ring, but instead, someone else was in the ring (or on the apron to be exact)…Blazer, a microphone in his hand.

"Team EGO," he called out, as all the three members turned around, "You were right, Roberts did make a few mistakes in his life, and he let stars takeover the federation. You were right that Roberts made some wrong decisions, and you are right in saying that X Wrestling hasn't gotten far in four years…but one thing he did wrong…

Was hiring you"

Team EGO just grinned at Blazer, as Blazer tired face grinned right back.

"So I'm FIXING Roberts mistake TONIGHT by FIRING YOUR ASSES"

The fans went WILD, as Team EGO stood in shock. Sean Studd and Trey Vincent had only been active for one month, and Greg Davis just arrived today, and just like that, all three members were given their pink slips. Blazer just spat in their general direction, as "My Way" returned to the PA System, as Blazer walked back up the ramp with a grin plastered over his face. Team EGO just stood, shocked, in the center of the ring, watching as Blazer left.

And just like that, Wrestlecade came to an end. Roberts was gone, Blazer was in charge, and now…the cancer known as Team EGO had left, just as they came in…

With no warning.

NEXT CHAPTER: Trey Vincent in IWO >>

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