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Only A Small Bit of EGO

Tuesday Night Extreme
March 18, 2003

They say music can calm the soul; that it can be a form of escape from the constant turmoil of the world we live in. They say we can relate to this music and feel one with the music that we actually listen to. But the moment "Introduction to Mayhem" by Primer 55 began to play, the only thing that came forth was a wave of boos in the arena for X Wrestling's Tuesday Night eXtreme for the man that would soon step forward from the curtain. This man wore his trademark sunglasses and his velvet like attire, as he grinned at the crowd and spread his arms out to his adoring fans.

Sean Studd had arrived.

People believed they would be saved by the venom; called Team EGO, but they were dead wrong. It was stated on an X Wrestling news report that Trey Vincent would not be on eXtreme the next week due to other business, and people actually believed X Wrestling would be peaceful. Wow, people could be dumb sometimes. Sean Studd could only look over at the crowd and push them aside (not to mention eyeing a few females) as he came down the stage and slid into the ring.

It wasn't long before the Creation of Charisma grabbed a microphone and waited for his music to die down. The lights soon stopped flashing, and the music slowly died down; but the jeers of the crowd continued forward as Sean Studd stood in the center of the ring, microphone in his grasp. "Hold on people, just give me a second to explain some things," Studd stated to the crowd as he raised a hand up to the crowd for silence, "I all know why you're booing the greatest thing to ever grace a wrestling, and I all know why you're just not feeling the EGO vibe tonight. It's because Trey isn't here; but listen people, you got to get over it. Trey got an offer from the crew at Terminator 3 to do a scene, and where Trey goes, the money flows"

The fans didn't stop the jeering, "Hell, I'd rather be doing a scene in a two-bit movie than be in a piss poor town like Orlando," Studd said with a grin plastered across his face, "I mean, when in the blue hell will X Wrestling get the #### out of Florida? I'm looking out at this crowd here tonight, and I can tell that everyone of you are about as legal to this country as I am unentertaining" The fans continued the booing, as the multi-cultured state of Florida began to jeer even louder for the cocky and charismatic star of Team EGO. "Now folks, I came out here.not to show you how pathetic you are.I'm sure you have figured that out a long time ago while taking a good look in the mirror," Studd said with a deep compassion, "But I came out here to discuss some problems I've been having with X Wrestling as of late. Little do any of you know what goes on behind those curtains in X Wrestling; because if you do, you would absolutely hate that entire roster back there"

"And I'll tell you why," Studd stated as he walked around the ring for a few moments, "Since day one of Team EGO entering X Wrestling, we have been dealing with the purified human excrement behind those curtains, as you like to call them 'XW Superstars'.

Ever since Trey and I entered this federation, we have been looked down on and hated for our actions," Studd stated, as if bewildered as to why so much hate was directed his way.

"And it took awhile for me to figure out, but I finally saw the light and figured out just why almost every single man behind those curtains seems hate Trey Vincent and myself. And it's the same reason *you* jeer us," Studd said as he leaned against the ropes,

"Because you are all jealous of our superiority"

The fans jeered in a ROAR, as Studd simply cocked an eyebrow up at the crowd and pointed over to one fan that held up an "EGO SUCKS" sign up high. "Hey tubby, it isn't my fault that your woman is going home and getting wet over my performance," Studd stated as he looked over to his fine looking female friend, "And baby, get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth.and I'll show you the meaning of life"

"But back to business, as I stated, the XW roster seems to have a bit of a jealousy problem, especially those that have been in for awhile," Studd stated as he walked over to the west side of the ring, looking up at the stage, "Guys like Ninja K, guys like Brian James, hell I wouldn't doubt it if good old Jason Roberts hated our guts too. Even if we give him the best damn ratings he's had in four years!"

"But why did I come here? Not for you people, hell no, I wanted this night off, but I had to make my open challenge here tonight," Studd said with a grin upon his face, "You see, not only will Wrestlecade be a debuting event for the THIRD member of Team EGO, but Wrestlecade will also mark the debut of Sean Studd and Trey Vincent in the XW wrestling ring. You see, in order for us to truly help X Wrestling, and make it the promotion it should've been when it opened.we're going to have to cut the crap in this company"

"So what myself and Trey propose is this.," Studd said as he looked over to the curtains at the top of the stage, "If any two men on this entire roster have the manhood to step into the ring with Team EGO and try to take us down, answer this challenge at Wrestlecade. And if no one accepts, I guess Team EGO is just going to have to do something a little more drastic next time around"

"And with that my friends, I am off...I'm sorry, but I just cannot stand being in this loser of a town," Studd stated with a smile as he dropped the microphone and walked out of the ring to "Introduction to Mayhem".

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