The Meaning of Entertainment, Part 2

Tuesday Night Extreme
March 11, 2003

Commercials are the foundation of what television is all about. Without commercials, there would be no hype, no advertising, and no economy. How else could we come up with such comedic quotes such as, "WASSAP" and "Bud-Weis-Er", and things like talking geckos, dogs and frogs? That's right, we wouldn't have any of that without our beloved commercials.

Team EGO was only looking to aid the commercial business in the best way they could.in an entertaining way. Whether it be on the show, off the show, or just on television, Team EGO always made things entertaining. And thus a graphic came up on the X-Tron, a graphic that stated, "This commercial is being brought to you by our friends at X Wrestling and Team EGO". The fans immediately jeered at the site of the Team EGO logo that spraypainted over the X-Wrestling logo.

And there they were, the smiles from ear to ear, and the cheesy looking commercial background, as the members of Team EGO stood with grins on their faces. Sean Studd and Trey Vincent received nothing but negative reactions from the X Wrestling crowd, who were disgusted with Team EGO's antics in Xw. The two could only grin at the uproar of hatred that execreted from the mouthes of the nobody fans who couldn't afford to pay for a decent wrestling program.

"Hello ladies and gentlemen," Trey Vincent began, "Now, Team EGO have been discussing a few things and we feel that our last product hasn't left you with a smile on your faces...is it just us?"

It obviously wasn't, as the ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR of the boos became deafening. Trey Vincent could only shake his hand, as Sean Studd held back his laughter. Trey Vincent looks over to his partner and pats him on the shoulder for some sort of comfort.

"Sean, what can Team EGO do to make the people's smile return to their faces?" Trey asked compassionately.

"That's easy Trey! I'm glad you asked!" shouted an excited Sean Studd. Suddenly Studd walked off the screen and returned with an item in his hand...the fans blinked, as did Trey Vincent, as Sean Studd held in his hands...a box of...X Wrestling brand...

Tampons.

The fans immediately jeered.

"This, Trey, is the blood stoppers for those women that just have that time of the month," Studd said as he grimaced his face a bit, "We all know how women can get when they hit that time of the month...we've all had to deal with it. But let's face it, we could use one less thing for her to bitch about during this tough time...wouldn't we?"

"But Sean, what makes these tampons different from the rest?"

"I'll tell you, Trey. You see, X Wrestling are *professionals* when it comes to being like women, I mean...we can see that in their wrestling matches," Sean said with a grin, "And this only further proves that. You see, this certain type of tampon makes it IMPOSSIBLE for any leakage to begin. With the ultra absorbent Cyclon pad, along with the Monostrosity corners of the pad, no pussy blood could escape!"

"But Sean, neither Cyclon or Monstrosity have even seen a pussy, how do we know they know how to stop the leakage?"

"That's easy, they wouldn't know what else to do if they went near one..."

A few laughes came from the crowd, but the majority of fans continued to jeer.

"Very true," stated a very intrigued Trey Vincent, "After all, those guys had nothing better to do"

"Exactly...," Studd said with a wink, "X Wrestling brand Tampons....why Xw brand? Because just like Tampons, every pussy loves them"

*Double Wink*

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