No EGO For Trey...Fuck That!

Menace 3
Nov. 24, 2003
Starring: Trey Vincent and Greg Davis
Writer: John Leary

Trey Vincent The cameras quickly cut backstage. Word had come from the back that something big was going down. And it wasn't of the good variety. The camera was aimed at a door that was about one-foot ajar. Inside was the sound of steel hitting the floor with a thud.

'This is MY fucking show!' a voice roared.

It was the voice of Trey Vincent.

After Vincent opened the door and saw the camera, he smiled.

'Come here. This is the sort of stuff that makes people want to buy cable. Check this shit out,' Vincent said, sounding excited, yet out of breath at the same time.

Vincent opened the door wide. Slumped on the floor and unconscious was Ego Greg Davis! The crowed erupted in boos as Vincent poked Davis in the chest with his black aluminum baseball bat. Davis' face was covered in blood. It was so thick you couldn't see any of his skin.

'What's that, Greg? You're gonna have to speak up for the audience. BwahahahHA! Sorry, Greg, what? I have the biggest ego in the world? You bet your fucking ass I do. Kind of hard to have an ego when your brain is damaged, isn't it? Don't EVEN think about coming out of that coma, or I'll put you six feet in the earth next time.'

After poking the body with the bat a few more times, he turned to the camera for an ultra-closeup.

'Hey Levine. Surprise!'

Vincent shoved the cameraman on his ass and walked out of the room, banging the bat on the concrete walls as he went.

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