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Pinnacle of Insane Wrestling (PIW)

Sylo vs. Trey Vincent

PIW Massacre
Oct. 26, 2002

Trey VincentThe sound of wardrums filled the arena, and the assembled masses began to boo even before the first note of the Crossbreed song "Machines" began to play. Sylo walked confidently out from backstage and strode down to the ring, the largest man in PIW ignoring the fans as one might ignore homeless people.

"Here comes Trey Vincent's punishment for showing up drunk last week," noted Mike Brown, as Sylo stepped up to the apron, and then over the top rope. He worked his arms a bit to warm up, then stood in the center of the ring, looking towards the entrance.

'All Hail The New Flesh' by Strapping Young Lad replaced Machines, and the fans all rose as one as Trey Vincent stepped out, about to take part in his first official PIW match. He stopped after taking a few steps, and the went back to the entrance. He reached through the curtain and pulled out Wippit Guud, and the crowd reaction got that much stronger. Trey said something to Wippit and gestured to the crowd, and Wip nodded absently, and pointed down to the ring.

Trey resumed his walk down to ringside, and when he was halfway down, Wippit started down as well. Back in the ring, Sylo - wasn't there! He had already stepped back over the rope and jumped onto the floor.

Sylo charged up the ramp, and TV instanly went into a defensive position, but Sylo went right past him! Wippit was looking down at his feet, and so didn't notice the 7'1" monster coming at him until the big man speared him, carrying him 10 ft up the ramp before slamming him down to the cold hard steel. TV watched as Sylo slammed left and right fists into Wippit's skull, and back off down towards ringside.

"About time," noted Nerdstrom, "that Sylo got some revenge for his loss to Wippit at Drastic measures."

On the ramp, Wippit was pulled to his feet by the Sylencer, and lifted up over the blue-haired wrestler's head. Wip was held in the air for 5 seconds, and then literally thrown down the ramp, flying 20 ft before impacting the steel grating. As the battered cruiserweight rolled the rest of the way down the ramp, the fans started a 'Holy Shit' chant.

As Wip got to his hands and knees, Sylo walked down the ramp. Wip checked the back of his head, and his hand came back red with blood. He turned to see Sylo approach him, his eyes hald-glazed and questioning, but Sylo wasn't giving any answers, and instead gave a hard kick to Wippit's midesction. Wip doubled over and collapsed on the mats. Sylo picked him up by his hair, and tossed him over the top rope into the ring. Sylo climbed onto the apron and stepped over the top rope again...

... and the bell rang.

Trey Vincent looked over to the timekeeper with shock in his eyes, and when the man noticed the inquisitive stare, he blushed and turned away. TV turned back to the ring, and saw Wippit held up in the air by his neck. The ref began counting Sylo, but he dropped Wippit before 5, and Wippit slumped down to the mat.

"So, I guess it's Wippit vs Sylo now." said Brown.

TV jumped onto the apron and becan yelling at the ref, who came over to TV and got right into his face. For his part, Sylo simply pulled Wippit back to his feet, and took a hard kick to the groin for his effort.. The fans reacted with a pop, and Sylo backed off in some pain, but the big man didn't go down.

TV hopped down to the floor and slammed his hand on the apron, encouraging Wippit, who took a moment to try to shake the cobwebs out. Sylo walked over to Wippit, and Wip spammed a fist into Sylo's gut. But the big man didn't even move.

Wippit hit him again, and looked up into the eyes of his oppoent - and Sylo smiled. Wip tried a flurry of blows, but after 8 punches, Sylo slammed one fist into Wippit's head, and knocked him down. He jerked him back up to his feet forcefully, and whipped him to the ropes. Wip came off the opposite rope, and nearly lost his head to a huge clothesline. Anagin Trey Vincent jumped onto the apron, and started yelling at Sylo.

"Someone get him off the damn apron," said Nerstrom, as TV and Sylo began to argue, giving Wippit time to recover. Sylo took a swing at Trey, but he jumped off the apron. Sylo turned back to his adversary, and spotted him just before both feet slammed into his head with a dropkick. At that instant, TV jumped and pulled down the top rope, and Sylo went over to the floor.

Trey backed off as Sylo quickly got to his feet. He shot an evil glance at the Franchise Player, and then dismessied him outright. Sylo turned to the ring just in time to see Wippit fly over the top rope with a cross body. The two wrestler impacted, and Wippit came to a screeching halt as Sylo caught him. Wippit's eyes went wide as Sylo charged towards the edge of the ring, and slammed his back into the ringpost.

Wippit fell on the ground, writhing in pain.

Sneering, Sylo walked up the steel steps and stepped into the ring, and told the referee to start counting.

1...

2...

Trey came over to Wippit and tried to get him back to his feet.

3...

4...

5...

With Wip's arm over his shoulder, he hauled Wippit up to his feet.

6...

7...

TV helped Wippit under the rope, where Sylo suddenly grabbed him and lifted him abouve his head. Sylo walked around the entire perimeter of the ring, demonstrating his sheer strength, and then slammed Wippit hard to the mat. Sylo covered...

ONE....

TWO....

TH- Sylo pulled Wippit up, breaking thr count.

"Oh, come ON!" shouted Mike Brown, "You don't have to kill the guy!"

Behind Sylo, Trey Vincent slid a folding chair into the ring, then circled around to the side and jumped on the apron. Sylo looked over at TV, and rolled his eyes in exapseration. The Big Blue got to his feet and walked over to Trey, and started to talk to him.

"Now what could they be talking about?" wondered Mike Brown out loud.

"Dunno," answered Nerdstrom as TV's eyes suddenly went wide, "but Trey doesn't seem to like it.

Wippit got to his hands and knees as Trey Vincent begain to shake his head and talk back to Sylo in some sort of disagreement. He crawled over to the steel chair by the ringpost, and used it to pull himself to his feet. Trey suddenly gave Sylo the finger, and hopped down to the floor with a look of disgust on his face. Sylo turned back to Wippit...

WHAM!!!

Wippit slammed the chair full force into Sylo's head, and the big man took a step backwards, but didn't go down. Wippit pulled the chair back up...

WHAM!!!

Sylo just stood there, looking down at Wippit in anger... and pity?

WHAM!!!

A third big chairshot from Wip, but Sylo didn't even budge, didn't even seem to feel the chairshots.

Wippit stared at Sylo, and let the chair hang from his right hand. He back off a few steps and tossed the chair to the mat. He held his hands up at his sides, and could be seen to mouth one word, "Why?"

Sylo shurgged, and said something that couldn't be heard or lip-read, but it's effect on Wippit was obvious. His shoulder's slumped, and his head feel to his chest, as he looked down at his feet. After a moment, Wippit took a big breath, and nodded slightly.

Sylo took one step and hauled Wippit up onto his his back crossways. He then spun Wippit and slammed him down, on top of the steel chair.

"My God! Systematic Shutdown onto a steel chair! And Wippit didn't even resist!"

Sylo rolls Wippit onto his back, and covers.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!!

The bell rings, and Sylo raises his hands as the winner. Wippit painfully rolls out of the ring, and TV comes over to help him. Wippit pushes TV away forcefully, and walks up the ramp.

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