Hell Has Been Raised

PIW Massacre
Oct. 12, 2002

As the cameras returned to the ring, Trey Vincent was there. He was wearing an iAd logo T-shirt, sunglasses and most likely pants, but we can't see his lower boby at the moment. The fans gave a mixed reaction, as many still didn't know who they were dealing with. After all, those fans who followed jOlt remembered the egotistical asshole who hated the fans, while the TV who has been in PIW thus far has apparently been playing a face.

"Hello, Insert City Name Here," Vincent said with a wave and a smile and to a decent pop until the crowd got it. Or didn't get it. "Welcome to the highest rated portion of PIW Massacre. Your TV star is here. The Pinnacle of Sports Entertainment. The Franchise Player. Your Sports Entertainment Icon. And a whole lotta other catchphrases. Trey Vincent."

Vincent paced around the ring, smiling at the crowd, and then catching his face on the InsaneTron.

"Monitor, monitor on the wall, who is the greatest sports entertainer of them all?" Vincent asked to himself. "TV, gat damn!" was his reply.

"Now, it seems as though you fans are a bit deprived tonight. For it seems as though Trey Vincent defeated Rune Winters in the fastest match in the history of sports entertainment. Did you all enjoy it? Huh? Nah, Rune Winters apparently tripped on a piece of lint backstage and twisted his ankle so he knew he'd be in no shape to work with the greatest sports entertainer in the hobby, er, game, today."

Vincent did another lap around the ring.

"Now, a lot of you people have been wondering just what the hell Trey Vincent's deal is here in PIW. The people say to me, Trey. YOU should be the PIW World Champion. Thank you Captain Obvious. Trey Vincent is undefeated in PIW thus far. And it's gonna stay that way for a long time, since Trey Vincent doesn't lay down for anybody, unless he's getting paid well.

"So I went to Jim Johnson. And I, me," he said stressing, as if it was Trey Vincent, the man and not the character, as if there's much difference, "I told him that if he wanted ratings, give Trey Vincent the shot at J-Con. A.K.A. two letters longer. But he thought all the boys in the back would be jealous of Trey Vincent getting a push so soon."

Vincent shrugged and smiled. "But I got news for you JJ. The boys in the back are gonna be jealous of Trey Vincent, no matter WHERE he is on the card, because tomorrow, everyone is going to be talking about me anyway."

"You see, while I was in jOlt," he paused as a loud chorus of boos emerged. Vincent paused and smiled. "Everyone there accused me of being a backstage politician. About putting myself over. At least Trey Vincent knows how to make things interesting. Need proof. Stay tuned. Because after this rant, you are gonna see what Trey Vincent could do for PIW if given a shot. So if PIW wants a war, PIW is gonna GET a war. A RATINGS war. And with TV leading the way, PIW will win. TV equals ratings."

"You see, JJ is still pissed that everybody is talking about Action! JJ HATES Action! But you know what? Somebody needs to care about RATINGS here in PIW. Luckily, that's where Trey Vincent comes in. Besides my obvious handsome face, my great body and my off the charts charisma, Trey Vincent recognizes that not everybody in PIW has the same great genetics as myself. There are a lot of guys who maybe are short and skinny and have no gimmick. Well, Trey Vincent is in the giving mood yet again tonight. So he's taking a skinny little kid under his wing, and is gonna make him a star.

"When I was in jOlt," Vincent said, as boos rained down again, "there was this little guy who impressed the hell out of Trey Vincent. Some jackass once said that it's not the size of the cat in the fight, it's the size of the fight to get in the pussy."

There was some laughter in the crowd at that line.

"But that's not the point. The point is, Trey Vincent is giving. and this next boy who is gonna come out here has shown me something special. So Trey Vincent is doing something special for him. You see, Trey Vincent loves to give gimmickless blunders a gimmick. So Trey Vincent has once again dug deep into his box o' props and gimmicks and produced a sure-fire hit for my student.

"So, without further delay...."

"Raise A Little Hell" began to play. The lights became fiery orange and red and smoke pours from the main entrance.

"From Dildo, err, I mean, from HELLLL, he is 6.66 feet tall and weighs 666 pounds, and YES, the camera LIES, please welcome, Wippiiiiiiiiiiit, EEEEEEEEEEEEEVUUUULLLLLLLL."

Wippit steps through the smoke, dressed in a red shirt with a black upside-down pentagram, red tights and red boots. He's also wearing red plastic horns on his head! He raises his arms in the air and roars (more like a yelp from Wippit), and strides down the ramp with authority. He climbs the steps and hops the top rope to stand in the ring.

Once the lights return to normal, Vincent stares at his creation and then hands him the mic before heading out of the ring to the floor. The fans were unsure how to react as Wippit Evul began to speak.

"Children of the night! Hell can't wait for you to die to claim your souls, so I have come to claim them tonight! But first, there is an agnet of the Lord in this building, and I won't stand for it! So, Preacher-Man! Get your God-loving ass out here, so I can KICK IT! It's TIME TO RAISE SOME HELL!"

"What the hell has gotten into Wippit?" asks Brown, to which Vinny replies "As loony as it sounds, I kinda like this attitude."

The Preacher Nathan Daniels vs. Wippit Guud

"Stars and Stripes" By Souls of Mischief blasts out around the arena as Joey Starr walks out from the back, holding his finger in the air, trying desperately to keep it perfectly still. He walks down the ring, rubbing his finger as he rolls under the bottom rope and walks over to the ring announcer.

Joey takes the microphone from the ring announcer with his right hand, accidentally forgetting about his injury, he realizes his mistake and quickly switches hand, trying to convince the fans of his injury.

"Folks, sit down and shut up because I have a more than important announcement to make!" Joey angrily announces, as the fans jeer and hurl abuse at the Team Johnson member.

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, tonight I-"

Joey is rudely interrupted by the instrumental of "Meaning of life" As the fans cheer the arrival of Joey's current rival Nathan Daniels.

Joey looks to the entranceway horrified and confused as Nathan slides a microphone out of his back pocket and begins to talk

"Does someone want to explain to me, why in god's name I am wrestling Wippit Guud tonight? When my problem is clearly with you Joey Starr?" Nathan asks from ringside as Joey's face screws up in anger.

"As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, I suffered an injury earlier, and will be unable to compete tonight. If you had stayed in the back and shut the hell up you would've realized that." Joey shouts from inside the ring, angrily.

Nathan rolls his eyes and starts to walk down to the ring.

"The thing is Joey Starr, I think I've finally worked you out, you're not your average sinner. You fear something Joey, and I think I'm getting to the bottom of it."

Joey begins to sweat profusely before walking over to the ropes, his face red in anger.

"SHUT UP! YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME NATHAN? YOU'RE BIBLE DOESN'T SCARE ME, THE RED PAINT DOESN'T SCARE ME!" Joey sighs regaining his composure, before waiving his injured finger in the air.

"As much as I'd like to beat your biblical ass tonight Nathan, I'm afraid this injury prevents me from doing so, so if you'll excuse me, I have more pressing matters to attend to"

Nathan begins to walk down to the ring, dropping the microphone on the ramp way as he storms down to the ring, almost fearing for his life, Joey backs away and rolls out of the ring as Nathan gives chase.

From that the sound of the bell is heard and Trey Vincent goes to the outside where he watches on, and Preacher slides in the ring. Wippit EVUL still has his attention on Trey who is outside speaking to him almost as a purpose distraction and Preacher goes to work.

Nathan clubs Wippit in the back with some right hands. He manages to get him into the corner where he goes to work with some stiff kicks to the guy. Trey Vincent stands outside almost smiling and cheering on Wippit. Daniels, throws a weird look toward Vincent and then just hits Wippit again, Wippit is sent to the mat with a snap takeover and Preacher kicks him in the back of the neck.

" Ouch!" Exclaims Brown. "That had to hurt!" Nerdstrom just laughs as the match continues. Nathan Daniels brings Wippit back to his feet and sends him off the ropes, upon coming back Wippit manages to leap frog Preacher and sent him into the corner with a back kick. Wippit runs at Preacher with a running drop-kick type move and Nathan hits the mat hard. Wippit EVUL scales the top ropes in an attempt on what seems to be a moonsault.

"I bet he calls this the EVUL DROP!" Nerdstrom jokes as Trey Vincent gets Wippit's full attention once again as he yells for him to jump for the moonsault. This time Nathan Daniels jumps to his feet and brings Wippit off the top rope with a huge falling powerbomb type move and the fans go nuts from the sound of Wippit's back and neck coming down on the mat.

Nathan Daniels gets to his feet and stands over Wippit Evul with a look of disgust. The word 'Sinner' is seen leaving the mouth of Nathan Daniels as he stands arms-crossed above Wippit. Daniels then grabs his opponents leg for an attempt at the Figure Four. As Preacher goes for the deadly submission move, Wippit takes the opening and kicks him to the outside. Trey Vincent looks on in disgust.

Wippit waits for the perfect moment when Preacher brings himself to his feet, Wippit sends himself off the top rope with a springboard crossbody to the outside. He connects beautifully and both men lie on the outside catching their breathe.

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The Referee starts the count as both men slowly pull themselves back to their feet. Slowly, both men manage to slide back into the ring and get to their feet. They stare at each other for a few seconds and after they exchange a few right hands WIppit is distracted for the third time and Preacher takes control with a huge kick to the gut. Nathan attempts another stiff kick to the guy but it is reversed into an enzuguri by Wippit. He goes for the cover and manages the quick two count before the kickout.

Wippit stomps Nathan numerous times and then puts him in a headlock. Nathan almost is out of it, but manages to stay on his feet. He pushes WIppit back into the corner back first and then takes him down with a snap suplex. Nathan gets the one count from the cover and then brings Wippit back to his feet.

Nathan Daniels chops the chest of Wippit a few times and then sends him to the ropes. As Wippit bounces off the ropes he comes back with a flying crossbody and Preacher hits the ground hard and the near fall is counted....

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Kickout. The fans erupt over the near fall and Trey Vincent yells to Wippit to keep working on Nathan and Wippit looks over at Vincent with a smile, in that split second Nathan Daniels rolls Wippit up with a school boy pin and goes for the pin.. He gets a short two count and the fans explode once more from the near fall.

Both men quickly get to their feet once more. They start to exchange right hands and Wippit goes for a huge right hand, but it is ducked and Nathan connects with an IMPLANT DDT. The sounds of impact is thunderous and the look on Trey Vincent's face is that of anguish. The fans go crazy. Nathan Daniels goes for the very figure four that earlier in the match he was unable to apply, this time however; he is successful.

Wippit screams in pain and Trey Vincent yells for him to grab the ropes, Wippit is unable for a few seconds and just continues to scream from the pain. Nathan Daniels gives Wippit no chance to grab the ropes for a few seconds, until finally after realizing it was not going to get him the victory he releases the hold. Wippit pulls himself to the outside, via the bottom rope and Vincent gives him a few words to get him back on track.

Inside the ring Nathan Daniels just stands there with his arms crosses awaiting his opponent to re-enter the ring. As Wippit regains his breathe Trey Vincent begins to argue with Daniels. As Daniels is distracted Wippit EVUL springboards himself off the top rope again, this time with high speed and connects with a tilted sunset flip into the cover.

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Just at the last second Preacher kicks out. The fans are totally behind the match up until this point. Both men jump up to their feet in a hurry and the Preacher can't believe he was fooled by Wippit and Vincent. They exchange a few right hands until Wippit ducks one. Wippit manages to get behind the Preacher and hook him from the back, Preacher connects with a elbow to the face and swings around so the men are nose to nose. Wippit tries to regain control with another attempt to a right hand, Preacher ducks and connects with 'Seventh Heaven' ! The crowd goes nuts as Nathan Daniels goes for the cover...

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NATHAN DANIELS GETS THE WIN. Trey Vincent and WIppit look disappointed as Preacher slides to the outside. As he raises his hand in victory the crowd goes nuts. As the camera fades and Vincent and Wippit lie in the ring.

NEXT CHAPTER: From Wippit Guud to Justin Toxicated? >>

©2002 John Leary