The Best of PIW 2002-Finale

PIW Countdown To Insanity
Dec. 21, 2002

The fun was aparent, as "The Tenderizer" Gay Chavez (aka Sean Studd) and "Simply Unentertaining" Chris Mezz (aka Trey Vincent) laid on the ground, covering their egotistical grins. It was completely apparent that the duo was having a ball with this, and almost broke kayfabe, as they looked over at Mike Hunt, who was continuing to get yelled at by Jiztella. The two men still remaind out, as the chicken wire was slowly being cut down by two farmers hired by Team EGO themselves.

The fans, for the first time in EGO's life, began to jeer at the duo.

It seemed the fans were finally sick of the shinanegans of the duo, as they remained on the canvas, amongst fallen wheelchairs, remnants of John Carol, and the immense amount of blood (aka, red paint that was spilled improperly). The two men, Gay Chavez and "Simply Unentertaining" were left on the mat, completely out. It seemed the fun and games were just beginning, no doubt the duo had something planned when they got up...but that would just have to wait...wouldn't it?

"This is How You Remind Me" by Nickelback.

The fans went up in cheers, as suddenly both members of Team EGO sat up and looked over at the entrance ramp with a bit of confusion upon their faces. The fans went wild as suddenly a figure appeared on the entrance ramp, which caught the attention of both members of Team EGO, as they quickly stood up on their feet and looked over at the entrance ramp....seeing none other than "the butt of the joke" himself. Studd could only grin and ask for a microphone, actually...two microphones. Studd lobbed one up to Trey Vincent, as Vincent just smiled and looked over at Studd...

"Jesus Christ, is Trey Vincent seeing double?", he said with a smirk.

Because on the ramp was none other than...

Ray Chavez.

Chavez didn't look happy at all, as he grunted angrily over at the duo, who still wore a wide smile across their faces, as they looked at Ray Chavez. Chavez slowly began to walk down the rampway, microphone in his grasp as he stared very seriously into the eyes of the comedic duo of Team EGO, who were (for the first time) being half booed by the crowd. Team EGO couldn't help but poke fun at the real Ray Chavez, as "The Equalizer" just stopped halfway down the ramp and stopped, as the fans looked on anticipation to see what Chavez would have to say.

"I've been in the business for quite some time", Chavez started out as he stared dead into the eyes of Trey Vincent and Sean Studd, "And never in my life did I see such characters as yourself, hell, you can say you are very unique...", Team EGO smiled, "But whoever said unique was good?", Chavez said with a straight face, as EGO just grinned, "Bottom line EGO, I've watched you boys for the past month, doing nothing but causing trouble for PIW. Ever since you got into this corporation, you've pissed off the fans, you've pissed off Gay Rights, you've pissed off the Special Olympics...but most importantly, you pissed off me!"

The fans cheered wildly for Chavez, but suddenly Studd took the microphone...

"First Chavez...I would like to thank you for the nice snooze time I just got from that speech you just gave...", Studd said with a yawn, "Thanks man", he rubbed his eye and continued on, "But after that long list of who we pissed off, you really have to wonder something...something that everyone wants to know, something that every news report wishes to find out...

Do we care?", he said with a grin, "Go ahead Chavez, ask us if we care...humour us...ask us if we really care about how many people we piss off?"

Chavez just sighed, "Do you c--"

"NO!", Studd quickly interupted, "Why in the blue fucking hell would we care about what YOU or any critics believe about us...they aren't the ones we're looking to entertain. When I signed up to PIW, I didn't come here to entertain any idiots who just critique instead of enjoy...", he said with a bit of hate, "I didn't come here to entertain PIW's Roster...and I sure as hell didn't come here to entertain a guy who uses sperm as a natural gel", Studd said as he motioned towards Chavez. Trey could only chuckle at the shot Studd had just taken, as the fans laughed as well...amongst their hatred for the team.

Chavez just shook his head, "You know kid, you got a big mouth. And when you have a big mouth, that's never a good thing. You see Studd, when a rookie like you gets a big mouth in this business...guys like me, veterans of the sport...don't take it silently. You see, out of all the people you've mocked...I've noticed they have NEVER been anybody who could defend themselves", he said as he took a step forward, "Let's see...a Janitor..."

One step.

"A few vendors..."

Another step.

"Rahl..."

Another step.

"The Joker..."

Another step.

"Steve Hayden..."

One last step.

"...and Supreme. Every single last one of them was pathetic, and never deserved to even be on PIW Television", Chavez said with a bit of rage, "But for the first time you made fun of someone who can defend themselves....someone like me. You crossed the line EGO, and I don't give a damn who you are...you just wrote a check that your ass can't catch!"

"OH PLEASE!", Trey Vincent just had to interupt this unentertaining buffon, "For christ sake's Chavez, stop the pain! I think we have all had enough sleep, we don't need anymore from you! I mean, you would think that just the mere sight of us, would allow you to gain even an OUNCE of entertainment value...", TV just shook his head, "But nooooo...you just stayed the same...the unentertaining flamer of PIW...isn't Jamal Wilson enough?", he said with confusion, as the fans couldn't help but laugh.

Ray Chavez was fuming.

*SNATCH*

Studd took the microphone from TV, and TV just grinned at the action of the *SNATCH*. Studd could only grin at Ray Chavez as he looked directly into "The Equalizer's" eyes and speak, "Listen Chavez, you've been out here for at least five minutes, and you have yet to spur any sort of emotion or reaction from anyone here", the fans jeered in disagreement, "I mean, I'm literally falling asleep here Ray...so in order to really show us some true entertainment...why don't you take your sperm gelled hair over to Team EGO...and express your true anger for us"

No words needed to be spoken.

With a drop of the microphone, Chavez charged in. Studd and Vincent prepared themselves, putting their fists up and daring Chavez to enter the ring. The fans were pumped, as this would be the first time Team EGO would show what type of ring talent they had as a team. Chavez gritted his teeth and charged closer to the ring, until he was at the ringside area and slid into the ring. Chavez charged at both members of Team EGO with a double clothesline, but the duo ducked and...

Slid out of the ring?

The fans jeered wildly, as Studd and Vincent shook their heads wildly at Chavez and pointed directly at the Equalizer. Vincent quickly took hold of the microphone Chavez brought to the ring and looked back in the ring at a simply furious Ray Chavez, "Okay, maybe we should restate something...you see Chavez, in order to actually sports entertain a team with such honor and respect, a team like us, you must actually be an entertaining opponent...and frankly Chavez...you're a low card loser who couldn't entertain a damn person in this audience", Vincent said with conviction.

But suddenly, the duo was cut off.

"By Myself" by Linkin Park.

The fans literally went wild, as Trey Vincent and Sean Studd slowly turned to face the entry ramp...to see Chris Mezz standing tall, looking right into their eyes with nothing on his mind, but destruction. Sean Studd looked over at TV in dismay, as TV looked over at Studd with the same exact look, but the duo immediately knew they were stuck...as Chris Mezz charged the team. Sean Studd and Trey Vincent quickly slid back into the ring...but they suddenly realized...

Fuck...Ray Chavez.

Studd threw his arms up in the air, as TV just went wide eyed and turned to face Chavez. In a flash the fans blew up in cheers as Ray Chavez hit both members of Team EGO with a double clothesline! Vincent staggered to the corner, as Studd attempted to crawl away from the brutal attack...but Studd was grabbed by the boot...he kicked and yelled out, but Chris Mezz wouldn't release the hold. TV ducked a clothesline attempt by Chavez and looked for a right hand of his own, but Chavez blocked it and immediately floored the Sports Entertainment Icon with a hard right hand. TV bounced off the mat and returned, only to be given a HUGE dropkick that sent TV to the outside.

On the other side of the right, Studd managed to push Mezz away and look for a superkick upon Chavez. Chavez ducked the kick, as Studd looked in shock, as Chavez looked for his own superkick. Studd ducked the shot and grinned, but the grin slowly faded as suddenly...kick...wham...The Tranquilizer! The fans blew up in cheers as Mezz almost blew Studd's skull off with the biggest Tranquilizer seen in PIW, that sent Studd straight up in the air and back to the mat. The duo of Mezz and Chavez looked to beat down on Studd more, but they suddenly bumped into one another, and starred directly into each other.

The opportunity for Trey to save his partner.

Studd escaped.

But in the ring was the bigger story, the enemies of Chavez and Mezz had just united...but it seemed the unity was only temporary. Ray Chavez and Chris Mezz stood, toe to toe, fists clenched and teeth gritted, staring into one another's eyes...and not moving an inch. Back to the outside of the ring, Vincent was pulling his partner up the rampway, away from the attack, as Vincent began yelling at Chavez and Mezz from the stage...as the event slowly faded to a promotional commerical for PIW merchandise.

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