Pissing People Off Is Fun!

PIW Massacre
Dec. 14, 2002

Pinnacle of Insane Wrestling has always been known for its extreme abilities inside the squared circle, but very little in PIW history did roster members actually piss off an entire community. Back in 1999's version of PIW, there wasn't ONE superstar that pissed the entire community of wrestling fans off. Back in 2000's version of PIW, there wasn't ONE superstar that pissed the entire community of wrestling fans off. Back in 2001's version of PIW, there wasn't ONE superstar that pissed the entire community of wrestling fans off. It was only in 2002, where PIW would have TWO superstars that pissed EVERYONE off. Two arrogant and egotistical entertainers that stepped foot into the PIW for one thing and one thing only...

To entertain the fans.

And thus far, they had done just that. From the antics of mocking the jobbers that attempted to get into PIW, to mocking the common everyday fan, they were gradually beginning to build a basis of entertainment for all tag teams to follow. Look at the roster of losers on the PIW's tag roster, two rejects of Kaentai named Lone Samurai, two losers off of a bad Jerry Springer show named Dynamic Duo, two complete morons who couldn't entertain a 2 year old baby with a sucker in his hand named NVC, the list goes on and on. Of course PIW needed Trey Vincent and Sean Studd to come in...they needed the entertainment value.

That's what many thought, but some always get a bit bitter and jealous of the fact that Team EGO are so witty, smart, good looking and inteligent. Namely the common everyday fans from last week, that's right folks, there they were by popular demand. Outside the arena of Massacre, stood numerous men from last week's Massacre. "The Rich Snob" Aydan Cambell, "The Popcorn Vendor" Jermay Frampten, "The Cotton Candy Vendor" Rich, "Pumpkin Head" Kenneth, and of course, leading them all was none other than "The BESTEST Janitor in the world, who hates to format shit" John Carol!

"One, Two, Three, Four, My mommy beat me to the floor, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, PMS you gotta hate", Carol bellowed out in the megaphone that he had made out of a foam cup with a funnel on the end of it...he always liked the end of those funnels, it was a fun toy at night. Carol began screaming numerous things out of the 'megaphone', things like, "PIW against the world", and "I hate rice", and numerous other annoying and idiotic things...what do you expect from this guy?

Anyway, back to the scene. There they were, the victims of EGO's reign, and they were mad as heck, and they weren't going to take it anymore. They all threw their arms up in the air and began cheering for John Carol, who stood on top of a soap box and looked out at his followers. He slowly lifted the 'megaphone' up and nearly cried in anger...ok, he was tearing..., "We have let PIW mock us for too long. I, as well as all of you, have been the butt of too many jokes. I mean, how can PIW allow things like racial slurs, bashing of innocent people, and accusations about FORMATTING SHIT be on their television show?"

"We have been mocked too long! PIW needs to be a little more mature about this, and let by gones be by gones..."

Suddenly, Aydan Cambell stepped forward, "But Carol, I actually didn't care. I'm filthy rich, I don't really mind what Team EGO did, maybe you're the one that needs the branch pulled out of his ass, after all John, it's been in there for a good three years", Aydan said to much of the laughter of the crowd watching. Carol just grunted and pointed to Aydan's limo...

"GET OUT OF HERE AYDAN! NOW!"

Aydan simply shrugged before entering his limo and leaving the scene. John Carol began huffing and puffing like a wild man, as sweat began to drip down his head, "Like I was saying, I want all of us to combine as one and fight against Jim Johnson. We NEVER gave PIW permission to use us as a tool of mockery, how dare they use us without our permission! How dare they..."

"Um excuse me", Kenneth raised his hand and was allow to address John Carol, "You said their was going to be free coffee and donuts here. Well, I don't see anything and...well...ya know...I'm kinda hungry..."

"GOD DAMMIT!", cried out John Carol, "CAN'T YOU PEOPLE FORMAT THIS SHIT! I CAN'T JUST FORMAT ALL THIS SHIT! CAN'T YOU PEOPLE DO SOME OF THIS FUCKING FORMATTING!?!?!", he yelled out. Suddenly, as he turned to address the crowd, no one was their, Jermay Frampten had another heart attack due to his screaming of "eeffff dubya ooooh" in the background, and was taken away in an ambulance, as Kenneth simply walked off shaking his head in disbelief...in fact the only one that actually stood in the crowd was Rich, who was desparately looking for the donuts underneath a nearby Van. Carol just shook his head...

Suddenly, a hand came upon Carol's shoulder...Carol looked at the man and smiled, "Thank god you're here ARoN, without you, I don't know where I would be", Carol said with a blush as the cameras panned out to see none other than a red headed stepchild named ARoN who stood right next to John Carol, his hand still on Carol's shoulder. ARoN pushed his red hair away from his face and smiled.

"Don't worry Carol, I always protect and back up my marks...I mean after all, after all that ass kissing you do...I have to repay you somehow", Carol gets a sexual grin as ARoN backs away a few feet, "Not that kinda of repayment dammit", ARoN says with a strong voice.

"I'm so sick of PIW", grunted out a distraught Carol, "And I was sure Rich was going to back me up, after the things that happened to him...but I guess he lives with it day by day", the fans couldn't help but laugh at the shere stupidity of the scene, as suddenly, out of a beautiful 1969 Chevrolet Camaro, out stepped four figures. Two with long legs that never ended, one that was blonde and the other a brunette, they were two stunningly good looking women. The male fans went wild, as the ladies were nearly wearing nothing. The blonde was in a short short skirt with a tube top, as the brunette was in a very short dress that nearly showed the goods.

And than, they arrived. The fans blew up in cheers as the most entertaining duo in sprots entertainment stepped foot onto the cement ground of Massachusetts. Sean Studd, Trey Vincent; Team EGO. The Extremely Gorgeous Outlaws couldn't help but grin and wink at one another as they grabbed their respective woman and walked forward towards the arena. On their way, they briskly walked by the duo of ARoN and Carol. Carol continued to bitch about numerous things on PIW, mainly about how PIW once made fun of some guy named "John Carroll", who was some loser in the Wrestling business, and John Carol stood up and stated he had no relation to him in a strong voice, as ARoN clapped.

Team EGO didn't pay any attention and walked right by, as ARoN just looked on and stated...

"Hmm, who were those two guys?", asked ARoN.

"I don't know, but for some strange reason, I want their autograph", Carol stated before shaking his head and continuing on his ramblings. Back to Team EGO, the duo continued walking, but just as they reached the door, Sean Studd stopped his partner. Trey just cocked an eyebrow up and looked at Sean Studd perplexed.

"Hey Trey, is that...who I thought it was?", asked Studd in a confused way.

"Some unentertaining jackass who has the brain compasity of a demented fly...yep", Trey said with a grin as the duo walked in with their respective ladies...but suddenly...something wasn't right.

"HA! That didn't make any sense, did it?", said a very joyous Trey Vincent as he began to laugh.

"No, but it was enter-fucking-taining", Studd said with a grin as they finally entered the building.

Cut to Carol and ARoN.

"So ARoN, you busy tonight?"

"Oh and by the way.. Team EGO apologizes if this is not entertaining to some red headed stepchild who finds it funny to be a hypocrite in work ethic. We, of Team EGO, truely apologize for this.." *holds back laughter*

NEXT CHAPTER: Gone too far >>

©2002 John Leary