Shill This Hype Part 1

PIW Massacre
Dec. 7, 2002

A logo with Massacre crossed out and sprayed over with Team EGO came on the screen. The fans waited with anticipation to see how Trey Vincent and Sean Studd were going to "appreciate them" tonight. Well, the intention is to get 'over' with the entire planet, so each great mission begins in small steps. Here are their first steps.

The footage opens in a skybox. Vincent and Studd approach a man in a suit who is smoking a cigar.

"Oral fixation?" Vincent asked?

"What the? How did you get in here," the rich man wondered, getting up out of his plush seat.

"We are Egotistical, and we are Outlaws," Vincent explained.

"And face it...we're Gorgeous," Studd said.

"So we can get away with ANYTHING we want! Who are you?"

"Ayden Cambell."

On screen comes the name Ayden Cambell...hey, we care about the deaf community as well.

"Wait, I know you. Trey Vincent and Sean Studd. Tell me. Why do you continue to bash others? There is no need for that..." he said, pointing his cigar at the duo.

Suddenly, Vincent kicks Ayden in stomach, Studd looked at Aydan's ass...

"Yep, we were right....there's a HUGE branch stuck up his ass," Studd said. The crowd laughed.

The scene switched to a men's room in the arena. Vincent and Studd were finishing up business at the urinal (hey, all that beer drinking courtesy of Jim Johnson's weekly kegs, you gotta take a break sometime). All of a sudden, a loud, annoying voice behind them said, "HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TOILET AS CLEAN AS THIS?"

Vincent and Studd raised their eyebrows, zipped up and turned around to find a janitor wearing an IOW 4-Life T-shirt step out from a stall.

Studd piped up first, "I'm sure we can go backstage, get Blast...so you can clean back up again"

The janitor wasn't pleased. "THATS IT! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!! SCREW THIS!"

The scene switches to the food area. Vincent and Studd grab a teenager.

"Hey kid, answer a poll for us. What's your name?" Vincent said.

The kid eyed Team EGO nervously. "Dave. But I'm unsure if I should. It is an advertisement for PIW."

"Really?" Studd asked. "Then why have you answered similar polls for Asylum, fWo and others?"

"Ummm" He pissed his pants.

"Just as I thought, your mentality matches one of a 2 year old baby," Studd decided.

"I'm an unbiased idiot," Dave replied.

"Well you're half right there pal...sit down and shaddap, the mere look of you is dropping the ratings...not to mention the sexual tension level of the female viewers."

TO BE CONTINUED

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