TUFF ENUFF~! Episode 3

PIW Massacre
Nov. 30, 2002

Suddenly, the InsaneTron came to life. The fans in attendance blew up in excitement, especially when numerous bricks and debris came falling down on the InsaneTron, forming the letters of "PIW", than "Presents"followed by a large variety of idiotic clips such as midgets doing hip tosses, another one taking a body slam, all with the beat of some Super Nintendo Theme Music. Suddenly two bricks fell on one another and formed the two words that had been making the fans laugh hysterically throughout the night (entertaining them for once)

TUFF ENUFF~!

But just as the feed was about to go through, it suddenly cut into a white blur that took over the screen on the InsaneTron. Immediately people began to accuse the PIW personnel backstage for messing up the video and having it eaten. But suddenly, the screen came back alive to the two figures responsible for TUFF ENUFF~!

Trey Vincent and Sean Studd.

Team EGO.

The fans blew up in cheers, but quickly realized the duo were quite angry and horrified. Trey Vincent had his hand upon his forehead, shaking his head from side to side in disbelief, as Sean Studd just paced back and forth, his hands on his hips, sighing in disbelief. Trey Vincent took a deep breathe before looking into the camera and addressing the crowd.

"Well, this segment spot was scheduled to have the fourth trailer for PIWs NEWEST franchise of a showTUFF ENUFF~!", the fans blew up in cheers and laughter, "But, sadlyTeam EGO, the most entertaining team on the face of this earth (cheap pop), cannot show you the fourth trailer, due to events beyond our control", he said with a saddened look upon his face.

Studd finally became frustrated and stared into TVs eyes and slapped his partner on the shoulder, "Trey, just tell the people what happened, its utterly ridiculous ladies and gentlemen, but our own promo tapes are not safe here in the Pinnacle of Insane Wrestling," he began as the female fans began to get very excited by the manliness in his voice, "For you see, while we left the tape in the production room, it seems SOMEONE in this arena has stolen our tape!"

*BIG GASP!*

"Yes, sadly, the Studdster is correct", stated TV, "But, as the entertaining people that we are, we will find out which culprit stole that valuable footage, and put em downin an entertaining way of course", Trey said as he looked at Studd.

"Of course", smiled a very excited Sean Studdno, not that kind of excited you sick freaks.

Trey Vincent and Sean Studd quickly began to search the backstage area, looking around every corner of the backstage area for the nights Saturday Night Massacre. They asked numerous attendants if they had seen the tape, but none of them had seen it. They even asked the fat security guard that everyone makes fun of, and he didnt even knowwhich got him a super wedgie of course. Team EGO had all but given up after they had gotten out of the interrogation room with two stunning females from outside the arena (who just happened to be wearing very tight clothes and nearly nothing to boot. And after they straightened their hair and wiped the sweat from their brow, they looked at one another.

"Damn, that was a tough one", stated an exhausted Trey Vincent.

"Definitely, I never knew a girl who could hold the legend for so long", grinned a very cocky Sean Studd, who delivered the oh so famous *wink* towards Trey Vincent, who gave a thumbs up and a grin to return the favor.

"Well, seriously Sean, The Duo of Entertainment must find that missing video tape. We dont want to end up like un-entertaining slobs, such as Kory Storm and L.i.T., do we?" began a very frustrated Trey Vincent.

"Definitely not", stated Sean Studd as he walked forward.

They had only walked a few feet when suddenly

"A-HA!"

They shouted out at the same time as they darted to the scene. When they met the scene, the camera panned on Team EGO, who just looked at one another and just shook their heads. They looked at the culprit, as Trey Vincent quickly applied the SNATCH upon the culprit, taking the videotape back.

"Damn it, when the hell will you figure out that stealing is WRONG?" asked a very frustrated Trey Vincent.

"Let me tell you something girl, robbery isnt the answer, wheres this anger coming from?" he asked.

Suddenly the camera panned to the right, and the fans blew up in laughter, as a cardboard cut out of Callisto Bane stood in the middle of the backstage area. On her was a pile of money "hidden" in her shirt, and a few golden necklaces and chains. The fans laughed hard as Sean Studd suddenly took on a feminine voice and answered (as he shook the cardboard cut out to match his voice)

"I dont know sexy, maybe because I have a lack of the Studd of Satisfaction"

Studd could only grin at the cutout and shrug.

"Listen baby, its very understandablebut that is no reason to rob others of their things, especially a duo that are as entertaining as we are", stated Studd as he placed a shoulder on "Callisto Banes" shoulder.

Suddenly Trey Vincent walked behind "Callisto" and noticed something very odd, he cocked an eyebrow up as he lowered his head and noticed something sticking out from "Callistos" rear end. TV looked at it and looked over at Studd, before tugging as hard as he could and falling to the floor.

"Trey, what the hell are you doing?"

"Well, well, well, so THATS how Callisto got this!" he stated as he held up a packet of papers that said "PIW Contract". The fans blew up in laughter as TV just shook his head in disappointment, "Callisto, this isnt the right way to get into PIW. You dont just take these things, you have to earn them girl"

Suddenly TV grabbed the cutout and began to shake it, while putting on a girly voice, "Im sorry, but I just had to get in PIW to be close to such manliness as you Trey Vincent, Oh I want to be on TV alright", the fans couldnt stop the laughter, as TV just grinned egotistically at his partner.

"Now baby, crime is never the answer", stated Studd seriously. But suddenly Studd became distracted, as he starred down at the breasts of "Callisto Bane", which suddenly became inflatable balloons. Studds eyes widened in shock as he took a big gulp and spoke, "Wow Callisto, I never knew how big your breasts were", he scratched his chin and looked at Callisto cock eyed, "Did you recently meet Britney Spears?"

The fans laughed, as suddenly TV looked at the rear end and cocked an eyebrow up.

"Wow Callisto, for a woman who works out you got a nice ass as well", Trey Vincent stated, "HmmI was wondering how J-Los ass got alittle less bigyou silicon robber you!"

The duo suddenly noticed something familiar about "Callisto Bane", as they both rubbed their chins and looked into the face of "Callisto Bane". The duo of Team EGO than looked at one another and nodded in agreement, as if reading one anothers mind. They than cocked their heads and looked over at their cardboard cut out and asked simultaneously.

"Hey, are you related to Winona Ryder?!"

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