The Making of TUFF ENUFF~!

PIW Massacre
Nov. 30, 2002

The opening drums of "We Will Rock You (Remix)" made the fans jump to their feet and cheer. Entertainment was in store for all the loyal and deprived PIW fans. PIW is entertaining, but when you add in the greatest tag team ever in sports entertainment, the level of excitement goes from good to off the charts.

Only one team has such control of the entertainment, as if it were a volume nob or a light switch.

Team EGO.

Trey Vincent and Sean Studd stepped out to a tremendous crowd pop. Their popularity only grew as the weeks passed and their outrageous segments topped that from the week before. Now, only three weeks into the EGO era, they were MAKING tag team sports entertainment in PIW something viable, unlike all those silly other tag teams.

The most arrogant duo in sports entertainment headed to the ring, soaking up the cheers and playing to the cheering crowd, especially the hot ladies screaming their lungs out. They took their time heading down the aisle, making a real entrance.

The Extremely Gorgeous Outlaws finally hit the ring and demanded the tool that they owned like no other, the microphone. One for each man. As their entrance music died down, the chant for "EGO, EGO, EGO" only got stronger and more rabid, as the boys in the ring made the fans wait to hear what they had to say tonight.

Finally, Studd raised the microphone to his lips and the crowd got silent, except for a few women shouting out their love, lust or need to fulfill some animal desires with the boys. In quite, vulgar terms too.

"So the question that Team EGO ALWAYS has to ask itself," Studd started as the chants for EGO started up again for several seconds. Studd paused and walked around the ring as Vincent smiled as they had the Buffalo crowd completely.

"The question Team EGO always has to ask, is if we have done everything possible to be entertaining?"

The crowd cheered as if to say "yes, they HAVE done everything to be entertaining. "

"Well," Studd decided, "It's obvious Buffalo is definitely Team EGO's town!"

The crowd again popped huge.

Now it was Vincent's turn. He stepped forward and the crowd cheered him on now. Vincent took a look around at all the fans and then began to speak.

"Now, Trey Vincent came to PIW to save this federation from becoming a federation that relies on non-entertainment passing off as entertainment. From ass rapes and freaks. From federations filled with awful gimmicks from the 80s. From overrated nothing happening federations. And from super-hardcore bush league federations. Trey Vincent came to make PIW a contender. The first stepis standing right beside me."

Studd took over. "The Amazon of Athleticism, The Epitome of Entertainment, The Lover of Ladies, The Innovator of Intelligence, The Meaning of Man, The Definition of Devastation and of course, the Studd of Satisfaction...Sean Studd."

"And with the Sports Entertainment Icon, the Franchise Player of PIW, Trey Vincent, we've saved a dead division. A division that featured a Pirate Life? Pirate Life?"

The crowd booed.

"Those boys were more interesting in sticking those parrots on their shoulders in places where they didn't belong. Dark and smelly places" The crowd laughed at that line from Studd. "Or what about those failures known as Vicious & Delicious?"

Loud boos.

"Who knew Buff Bagwell and Scott Norton would actually look good in comparisonwell, let's not go THAT far" Vincent said, chuckling. "Well, when you steal the name of scrubs, you're destined to BE scrubs. They had talent like Gwen Stefani has titsthere just ain't ANYTHING there, no matter HOW hard you look."

The crowd roared with laughter and cheers at that line.

And then, both men adapted monotone voices.

"And how could we ever forget Shawn Inc.?" Monotone Studd began.

"Yes, Shawn Inc." Monotone Vincent responded.

"Because Shawn Inc. rules."

"Yes. It does."

"Even though we talked like robots."

"We were entertaining."

"We were entertaining.

"We were entertaining."

"I think your hard-drive is malfunctioning."

"We were entertaining," and Vincent almost started laughing after repeating that line again, causing some of the fans to laugh at the almost character breaking.

"I am not a robot."

"We were entertaining."

"I am a chicken robot."

The crowd was laughing and then cheered as the Shawn Inc. impersonation came to an end with three simple words from Vincent: "PISS ON THEM! NOW. For this week, Team EGO has got some more great entertainment lined up for you. We are going to adapt another company's failed idea and actually make it something you fans would like to see."

"That's right Trey. Because tonight, Team EGO is going to presentPIW TUFF ENUFF!" Studd said. "So everyone, STAY TUNED."

"For more captivating TV."

"We Will Rock You (Remix)" hit once again and EGO dropped the microphones and posed together for all the ladies in the crowd.

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