J-Con vs. Wippit Guud

PIW Massacre
Sept. 28, 2002

Massacre had just returned from a commercial break, and after the cameras panned back down to the ringside area, "Guilty Until Proven Innocent" by Jay Z featuring R. Kelly began to play. In seconds time, the PIW World Heavyweight Champion emerged from the backstage area, while drawing a TREMENDOUS amount of boos in the process. Despite the boo-fest, Conspiracy seemed focused as usual, getting set for yet another title defense!

With the opposition awaiting in the ring, "Raise a Little Hell" by Trooper started to sound, and the crowd immediately began to cheer! As the average PIW fan would know, that only meant the entrance music for one man! Wippit Guud was psyched and ready as he ran with a burst of energy towards the ringside area, but before he entered the squared circle, he still had something to do.

"What in the world is he doing here?" asked the obnoxious commentator, Vinny Nerdstrom. Partner Mike Brown explained how Wippit Guud had just taken two tables out from under the ring, and using them as a blockade in front of the entrance ramp!

"With the number of friends J-Con has made in the past week," began Brown again. "That's not a bad move at all!"

Finally, Wippit would enter the ring, attracting more cheers from the crowd at this point, but STILL, he had another thing to do. After grabbing a mic, he would finally begin.

"JCON! Buddy! Pal! Friend of mine! How ya doin', champ? Look, there's something I gotta get off my chest here. Remember back in jOlt, when were sort of at odds with each other?"

Wippit looked curious, as J-Con responded, "We're at odds now, dumbass."

"OK, fine, sure, but... remember those last few weeks when I... took your heat?" Wippit paused, giving the crowd a chance to laugh. J-Con, however, looked to be in no mood for any such humor.

"Well, I sort-of wanted to make up for that," continued Wippit, "Because that was really cruel. So, with that in mind, I wanted to get the people here a chant they could do, to let you know just how they feel."

J-Con glared at Wippit.

"Now, before we come up with a good chant, I gotta conffirm something here.... I've been hearing Jamal Wilson talk backstage about you, and sometimes... not all the time, but sometimes... I hear him use the name-"

Before Wippit could finish, the champ interrupted as soon as he could. "DON'T even THINK of saying it!"

Wippit smiled and paused for a bit, giving J-Con the sense that he wouldn't say it. But oh no, he wouldn't. "Romey!"

JCON steps up to hit his foe, but Wippit manages to back off

"Wait wait wait... hold on, big boy," spoke Wippit once again. "I'm just trying to make amends. Look, it's like this. I just like to have fun, ok? I just want to make the people laugh. Can't you understand that?"

Conspiracy snarled, before turning away in obvious anger.

"So, if everyone in the audience will join me, I'd like to do a tribute to Mr. Jonathan Conspiracy. So everybody, if you'd please repeat after me..."

A short silence arises as the tension builds.

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEY! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEEY!"

Everyone in the arena began to join.

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEY! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEEEY!"

JCON throws down his microphone and charges at Wip. Unfortuantely for him though, Wippit was expecting the attack, as he ducked a wild punch, allowing him to hit the champ with his signature Wipsmack manuever!

"Here we go!" exclaimed Mike Brown, just as the bell rang to officially start this World Heavyweight Title match-up. And at the start, things were not looking good for Jonathan Conspiracy.

Wippit had gained the upper hand after a Wipsmack, allowing him to follow up with an arsenal of hard right hands. The impact of the blows were certainly felt, as J-Con flew back-first into the corner!

Of course, a World Title shot will bring out the best in anyone, as the challenger is proving right here. After knocking J-Con silly with a clothesline, he would do the same moments later, causing the champ to roll outside for a needed breather.

"Look at Wippit here!" stated Mike Brown. "He's on fire!" And that goes with proof. J-Con knows his opponent got the better of him, so by going to the outside, he hoped for a breather. Or so he thought.

Wippit also knew the big advantage he had right now, and he wanted to continue it, whether or not it was even in the ring! It would cost him though, as Wippit tried pulling J-Con from above the top rope, only to have Conspiracy instead grab the challenger, and force him neck-first into the ropes!

The move caused Wippit to drop backwards in a large dose of pain, while J-Con re-entered the ring, seeking to capitalize. His first bit of offense would see him start to go to work on the back, which hopefuly for the champ, will eventually set him up for the dreaded finishing hold, the Attention Getter!

As J-Con begins to stomp away on the back of Wippit, Trey Vincent is seen in the crowd holding one of his many signs. This one reads, "I'd Rather Be Watching TV," obviously referring to himself.

Focusing on the action again, J-Con continues to inflict pain on the back of Wippit, sending him back-first into the turnbuckle! Conspiracy would follow-up with the same sequence, only this time, sending Wippit with even mroe velocity! The impact caused Wippit to fall down all in one motion, as J-Con seemed happy with what he just did.

"What a slimebag," commented Mike Brown, referring to PIW's heel champion. Vinny Nersdstrom, as expected, disagreed, calling Conspiracy "one of the best, if not THEE best World Champion in PIW history!" An arguement followed, while back in the ring, Conspiracy had corraled Wippit on the mat, cinching in a rear chinlock.

With the submission hold applied, the camera caught another sign in the crowd held by Trey Vincent, which this time read, "ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, RIGHT HERE," with an arrow pointing down. Meanwhile, moments later, J-Con released the hold after not getting a submission, and now took some time as he drilled Wippit with a hard kick to the back!

Trey, hoping to disrupt the match, now tried to get a "TV" chant going. The people in his area would succumb to the attention, getting that same chant going, and this would do its job in playing a role of distraction. J-Con, thinking Wippit was pretty much out of it, now got into a verbal fight with Trey while in the ring.

The former jOlt superstar now began to throw popcorn at one of his new PIW foes, as Conspiracy would not quit with the cursing. As all of this happened, Wippit crawled over and school-boyed J-Con from behind!

"One...... Two......."

Referee Jerry Williams stopped as J-Con just kicked out, enabling him to follow up with a vicious clothesline! Conspiracy was now irritated, and he wanted to keep his mind on the match. With that mentioned, the man who claims to be "one letter better" hoped to send his foe into the corner, but to his dismay, Wippit countered by actually running up to the top. From there, he managed to pull off an incredible picture-perfect moonsault, making complete contact on to the standing J-Con!

"Moonsault!" exclaimed announcer Mike Brown, doing his job of being the play-by-play man. Wippit now hoped to capitalize shortly after, but then made the mistake of paying his attention towards enemy, Trey Vincent.

Wippit noticed a sign that said, "Wippit Killed jOlt," and as expected, the challenger looked visibily upset. After yelling at Trey, Wippit would turn around, only to fall victim to a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker for his troubles.

"Yeah!" remarked a now-happy Vinny Nerdstrom. J-Con had the advantage again, and he was hoping to end the match sooner or later. So after planting his foe in the center of the ring with a scoop slam, J-Con now applied an STF.

Both announcers debated whether or not this would be the end, and as it would soon turn out, Mike Brown would be the one right in mentioning how Wippit Gudd just wouldn't quit! After struggling and battling through the hold for almost a minute, Wippit would end up stretching his right arm out after some crawling, and grabbing the rope!

The crowd applauded as referee Jerry Williams forced J-Con to break the hold, but that does not mean it would break his offense. Conspiracy continued to go to work on the back, as he now executed a modified backbreaker!

Nerdstrom was thinking it was over, but fortunately for the crowd, it wasn't! As Conspiracy went for the pin at this point, Wippit KICKED OUT out at two, sending a message to J-Con how he's still got some energy left. And he would prove that right just moments later.

Conspiracy banged the mat in frustraton, as he now applied a sleeper. Wippit, however, still had some momentum after the kick-out, and he would use it to his advantage. As the opportunity arose, Wippit countered the manuever with a back suplex, causing the champion to crash to the mat with the back of his head!

"Now Wippit must capitalize!" explained Mike Brown, who is completely accurate. Wippit's been taking a beating for the most part, and now is the time where he needs to get in some offense. Meanwhile, as both men struggle to their feet, Trey Vincent is shown in the crowd again, holding another sign. This time it reads, "TV = Ratings."

The camera had focused back on the in-ring action, and at this point, both J-Con and Wippit were making a move to their feet. They both made wise moves, using the ropes to elevate themselves, and eventually, the two PIW superstars would be completely back on their feet.

After an encounter in the center of the ring that saw a long exchange of punches and chops, Wippit would gain the upper hand with some brutal chops of his own, before knocking the champion down off his toes with a flying forearm!

J-Con was hurting, and Wippit clearly knew it. He continued his temporary dominance, as he now worked a snap suplex by one of the corners. This allowed the challenger to follow up with one of his signature moves, the Suicide Chest Bomb!

Wippit's knees had just crashed hard into his rib cage, and now it seemed J-Con was vulnerable for a possible three count. The challenger also well-knew that, as he followed up with the pin, while Mike Brown called it on commentary.

"COULD HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! ONE..... TWO...... THREE!!"

"NO, NO HE DIDN'T GET HIM!"

Nerdstrom corrected Brown, who obviously thought referee Jerry Williams had made the three count. A lot of fans in the crowd also thought that as well, but after a hand gesture from Williams himself, everyone now knew it was just a heart-breaking two count, and the match would continue.

Wippit Gudd now put his head on the mat in sorrow, knowing he was a less than a half-a-second away from becoming the new PIW World Heavyweight Champion. And things didn't look any better, as PIW's disgrace of an owner, Jim Johnson, marched down to ringside.

The ominous presence drew tons and tons of boos from the crowd, as Johnson now walked through the barricade of tables, and began to cheer on his "franchse wrestler." In the process, he would also end up distracting Wippit Guud.

Following an exchange of insults between Johnson and Wippit, J-Con rose to his feet, and immediately attacked the challenger from behind. He tried to proceed performing a suplex, but Wippit managed to counter, before trapping his foe in a modified pinning predicament.

"One....... Two........," counted referee Jerry Williams, who once again counted another close two count. J-Con was getting mad again, seeing as he still hasn't been able to put his opponent away. Add in the fact how Wippit out-manuevered the champ, and that will only equal one angry champion.

Out of frustration, J-Con seeked to strike his foe with a clothesline, but as he threw everything he had at him, Wippit ducked it, and caught his foe with a big atomic drop!

Conspiracy was in pain at this very moment, holding on to his crotch, allowing Wippit to bounce off the ropes, and follow up with a nicely-executed swinging DDT!

Everybody in the arena was on their feet now. The champ was down on the canvas again, in pain, while Wippit was making his way up to the top rope, signalling for another one of his patented signature moves, the Schitzoplex. However, things would not go as planned for the challenger.

While Wippit was going up top, J-Con had grabbed Jerry Williams by his shirt, and forcing the ref in front of him as a form of protection. As this took place, Jim Johnson knew now was a time where he could come into play. As a result, he snuck up on to the apron, and shoved Wippit off the top, in a way that made the challenger land right on his already-injured back!

Johnson immediately got off the apron, while the spectators in the stands booed their lungs out. They pelted him with various pieces of garbage and confetti, but despite that, PIW's owner had a large smile lined up on his face, as he watched J-Con capitalize on the situation. Conspiracy pulled Wippit to the center of the ring, where he applied the Attention Getter!!

"There it is!" screamed a happy Vinny Nerdstrom. "This one's over!"

Wippit had received an extraordinary amount of damage to the back, and due to that, he could not go on any longer. Seconds after the hold was applied, Wippit tapped out to the pain, and J-Con had retained the title!

"Guilty Until Proven Innocent" by Jay Z featuring R. Kelly began to play once again, as Jonathan Conspiracy rolled to the outside with his PIW World Heavyweight Championship, celebrating alongside Jim Johnson. The celebration though would be short-lived, as Trey Vincent, who is right by the scene, boos them, and even goes as far as throwing popcorn again!

Jonathan Conspiracy had just went through a long and challenging title-defense, and he was in no mood for "extracurricular activities." With that in mind, J-Con threw his World Championship on the ground, turned around, and went after Trey Vincent!

Trey remained in his chair, laughing at the whole incident. The reason for that is because Conspiracy didn't even get to touch the man who had distracted him throughout the previous match. Security guards did a great job of splitting up J-Con from TV, as Vincent still sits there, shaking his fist and taunting the champ!

The crowd is going bananas now, as security guards escort the PIW World Heavyweight Champion back to the dressing room. Meanwhile, Jim Johnson is also slowly making his way to the back, but he does so while keeping a keen eye on Trey Vincent.

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©2002 John Leary