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PIW Massacre
Nov. 16, 2002

"YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Already the EGOmaniacs were speaking loud and proud throughout the arena. It had only been one week since the team official became an actual, and official, team of the tag team roster. It was the team of veteran Trey Vincent, and rookie Sean Studd. No one knew who this Sean Studd character was, but his name was heard alittle around the world, but on last week's Massacre the duo made a mockery of the entire night, making it a truely entertaining night. What a surprise, a team actually entertaining...isn't change a nice thing?

The InsaneTron opened up to none other than the Duo of Trey Vincent and Sean Studd, and in between the two was the much shorter Jenny Jiggles, microphone secured in her grasp. The duo seemed confident as they both smiled into the camera, and although Trey Vincent was looking into the camera, Sean Studd was looking elsewhere...specifically at Jenny Jiggles, ahem...assets. Jenny Jiggles quickly opened up the segment with a wide smile, with those beautiful lips.

"Well ladies and gentlemen, I am here LIVE with two of the hottest prospects in PIW, Trey Vincent and Sean Studd", she smiled as she looked at Trey. She quickly turned to look at Studd, who quickly moved his eyes off her bountiful breasts, and at her eyes. But the moment she turned to Trey Vincent, Studd immediately began to move his eyes down Jenny's slender sides and at her rear end, which was being squeezed by the short skirt she was wearing. God, did Studd want some of that.

"Now Trey, the burning question is still circling around you. What made you choose Sean Studd over all the rest of the applicants?", now go into the mind of Trey Vincent for a moment folks. He couldn't quite comprehend something about what was just said...not necessarily the question itself, but the fact that Jenny Jiggles, an 'inteligent' reporter, asked it.

"Jenny...," Trey Vincent began, as he simply cock an eyebrow up at Jiggles, "Trey Vincent is usually fine with getting interviewed, because...as we all know...when TV is interviewed, it's ALWAYS entertaining", their wasn't one disagreement within the crowd as the cheers returned, "But in this case, TV can only wonder...Jenny, is there any blonde underneath that dark hair of yours?". Jenny could only twirl her hair and shake her head. TV just sighed and snatched the microphone from Jenny Jiggles.

"Now, let TV answer your question with a powerful answer...," TV stretched his shoulders a bit before staring at the camera and giving the fans a million dollar grin, "Now, for a full week people have wondered why I, Trey Vincent, the biggest entertainer in ALLLL of sports entertainment today...choose Sean Studd over all. Well, it's quite simple really. First, TV had some jackass who wouldn't know the difference between a stick and his dick!", the fans blew up in cheers and laughter, "Next, TV had some DUMB FAG...", TV shivered in uneasiness, "enter his office and flash TV! Do you know how traumitizing that is?!!?!", the fans laughed as TV looked into the camera for some sort of answer.

"And finally, Mister Monotone turned Chicken, and his beloved partner Ru Paul Part two, entered the sight of TV. I couldn't take it anymore, and I was just about ready to give up on PIW...", the fans became silent, "TV was actually pondering leaving the PIW if he could not get a proper partner to help him in the entertainment value of PIW...but finally...HE showed up"

Suddenly the camera panned out, as TV pointed over at Sean Studd...the fans blew up in laughter, as Sean Studd was licking his lips wildly and implying of doing some 'sexual deeds' to Jenny's behind. Jenny Jiggles wondered what the laughter was about and quickly turned to Sean Studd, who quickly returned to a vertical position and looked up at the ceiling. The camera returned to TV, who smile behind his sunglasses and just shook his head in disbelief.

"And folks, he's a keeper", he said with a sly laugh.

Suddenly, it was Sean Studd's turn.

Snatch.

Studd snatched the mic from TV, as TV gladly accepted the snatching, liking the entertaining value of the SNATCH. Studd had finally took his eyes off of Jenny Jiggles for a few seconds to stare into the camera and at the adoring fans.

"But Trey, their is one thing I need to know...", asked a concerned Sean Studd, "Are the fans as happy to see me in PIW, as YOU are?", suddenly the answer became apparent, as the fans blew up in cheers. Studd could only grin, "But now, a more important question Trey. Are the LADY fans as happy to see me in PIW, as you are?", the female fans almost blew the roof off the Herseypark Arena. Studd just grinned with arrogance in his body, and gave the camera a thumbs up and...

a *wink*.

"Now to the most important question of them all. And no, it isn't 'Are we entertaining?', because that answer is obvious. And no, it isn't 'Are we hot?', because that is another obvious answer. No, this question deals with a bit of one on one action...", suddenly Studd's face shot the right, starring into the eyes of Jenny. TV tried to tell Studd something, but Studd just pointed a finger at TV, as he starred passionately at Jenny...who just nervously looked back with a smile on her face. "Now, Jenny...I see how you look at me...I see your eyes slowly moving down my chisseled chest, how they go down my slender hips...and finally travel down to my...", Studd took a sniff of the air and pulled his tights out, fixing the strap around his waist...

"Legend"

The fans couldn't help but love it, and cheer wildly...especially the female fans. While Jenny Jiggles just attempted to keep her eyes on his.

"Ah pupupup...I already saw you looking down...and I know how you'd want to meet the Legend up close and personal...", Studd just grinned, "But...I want to hear you say it Jenny. Do you WANT to see the Studdster in action?"...

"YEAAAAAH", screamed the fans.

"Do you WANT to see the Studdster get down and dirty?"

"YEAAAAH!", again bellowed out the fans.

"And do you WANT Studd to show you the night of your life?!"

"YEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!", screamed out the female fans.

Jenny Jiggles looked around nervously, but slowly...and surely...nodded her head with a sexual smile and a sexual stare.

TV just slapped his head and mummbles, "Oh fuck"

Studd just smiled widely, "Well Jenny...we'll get to that in a second. But dammit Jenny, how DARE you turn Studd's mind away from his fans!", the fans laughed loudly as Studd just shook his head in disappointment, "Now to my fans, I see how they all cheer and chant for this team of excellence, and how they cannot wait for what we have in store tonight. Well, unforunately Trey and myself have other plans for the night, but rest assured...they will be ENTER-FUCKING-TAINING!"

The fans cheered wildly.

"But not only are we entertaining folks..."

Suddenly, TV snatched the microphone from Studd...

"But ladies and gentlemen, you must admit to the Sports Entertainment Icon and the Studd of Sensation themselves...are we Gorgeous or aren't we?"

The lady fans went wild with cheers, as the team of TV and Studd could only grin in pride.

"And believe me, in a few short weeks, you will see what kind of Outlaws we truely are..."

"So we welcome you...

"To the team of EXTREMELY GORGEOUS OUTLAWS!"

The fans cheered frantically, that was until Studd snatched the microphone right back from TV.

"For short, you can call us Team EGO", said Studd with a grin upon his face, before turning his face toward Jenny Jiggles and lowering his sunglasses, "And baby, you will be my debut contest in PIW", the fans all cheered as Studd slowly reached into his trunks. The female fans went wild as he reached in deep...only to pull out...

A pair of keys.

He slowly grabbed Jenny's hand and placed the keys in her palm. TV tried to stop Studd, but Studd insisted on giving them to Jenny before giving her the good old...

*wink*

"Room 469", Studd stated with a grin, before planting a soft kiss upon Jenny's cheek, "I'll see you after the show"

The duo finally walked away from Jenny, as Jenny just sexually grinned and held onto the keys in her palms. That was until suddenly, Trey Vincent stopped Studd mid way.

"Um, Sean?", interupted TV.

"Yeah?", asked Studd.

"You know Jenny?"

"Who?

"The girl you just gave your keys to!"

"Like I remember names Trey"

"Umm...you should remember that one", stated a very concerned Trey Vincent.

"What? Why?", asked a very annoyed Sean Studd.

"Because that's the boss's wife"

Studd's jaw dropped.

His eyes widened.

And he quickly darted toward Jenny Jiggles.

Studd snatched the keys from Jenny's grasp and smiled innocently.

"Heh...uh...sorry babe", he said before he quickly darted down the hall with Trey Vincent. The duo took off down the hallway, as Studd desparately asked Trey...

"Dude, you think Jim will find out about this?", asked a frightened Studd.

"Hopefully not", replied TV.

"FUCK!"

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