Punishment

Deep in the depths of Parts Unknown, Seth Harker stumbled around and noticed something. A very familiar person had called his phone. Numerous times. No doubt, leaving several rambling messages. The cruiserweight from the dark side dialed in and had the message from the leader of the incurable Apathy disorder and now, sadly, former BOB ONLY WORLD CHAMPION THAT MATTERS, Trey Vincent.

'Jim Johnson is a complete moron, bro. Why you ask? Well, I'm gonna tell you. Jim Johnson does not have a clue what quality sports entertainment is all about. Just look at how I've helped him out these last few weeks. Ratings, through the roof! Whenever TV is on TV, the viewers flock to their screens to get a glimpse of the Sports Entertainment Icon.

'So what does he do? Put me up against Sylo? Pffffft. Like I'm gonna sports entertain that puffed up steroid freak. Granted, I would have beat the ever loving hell out of him. But puh-leeze. But that Wippit Guud. He couldn't get the job done. He DID the job. Despite my best efforts to make him get a gimmick and get him over, he failed at every turn. He didn't succeed as the gimp or the devil. And he's the first drunk to fail to get a push EVER.

'But...as much as it pains me to say it, the little bastard has given me a few laughs. Though I took him under my wing, he's yet to learn how to be charismatic. To be captivating TV. I guess it's just hard when you ain't naturally born entertaining. Like us, bro.

'Johnson needs a wake up call. This fed desperately needs saving or else it'll end up like all the other pathetic feds out there. Closed. A memory. I'm keeping this fed above ratings death. But it's so hard when Johnson won't allow me to run all over PIW, Trey Vincent style.

'I know you're booked up now, which sucks, cuz we could tear this place to shreds. Johnson needs a wake up call. No more of this traditional, same old rehashed garbage. We need excitement again. We need unpredictability. We need AUDACITY. I can't save PIW alone. There must be somebody else out there who can entertain without my training.

'Ah well. So I'm off to sports entertain Wippit Guud. It should be another five-star TV PPV match. Johnson needs to learn that no one fucks with me. Maybe this Saturday is the chance to show him just that.'

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