Fake Porno Movie: Part 1

Trey Vincent was watching TV. On screen, a doorbell rang and a man in a chair watching a TV watching someone else watching television until a doorbell rang and then he got up and answered the door and coincidentally so did the man watching the man watching the TV on TV.

The doorbell rang.

Coincidence? Or mass confusion.

Trey got up, dropping the remote which he had wedged between his legs. He looked down at it, but the doorbell rang again so he trotted for the door. He wrenched the door open and there stood a woman with mostly black hair with bits of blonde, red and purple. She was holding a box.

A pizza box.

Oh yeah, she was also wearing a backwards red baseball hat, a red top with some unbuttoned buttons, revealing a whole lotta cleavage, and red jeans. She smiled.

'I got something hot inside my box for you,' Jessica Payne said. That means she's in character. *Wink*

'How hot is it, darling?'

'Very hot.'

'How much?'

'For the pizza,' she said, before looking down at the floor and then swooshing her hair backward. Oh yeah, her hat went flying backward too. As if you care about her hat. 'Or, for me?'

Trey fell backward with a crash. Jessica gasped and came inside. Trey kicked the door shut as she bent down to check him out.

'I think I need some mouth to mouth, baby. Or preferably, mouth to every inch of your body.'

Trey sat up and two tried to swallow each other's faces. Vincent picked up a remote control and aimed it at the entertainment center. Some cheesy music swelled as Trey and Jessica continued to play tongue war. She pulled his shirt off and threw it away. Trey responded in kind.

Trey then shoved his head between her breasts. And didn't come out for quite a while.

And then he did.

He grabbed the box of pizza and opened it up. He pulled out a cheesy piece of pizza and laid Jessica down.

He slowly ran the slice of pizza from her belly up to her neck. Then he took a bite out of the pizza as Jessica made pouty faces. Trey then licked up all the sauce he had left on her body. Trey then unzipped her pants and pulled them down. He looked at the pizza and picked off a piece of sausage.

Slowly, his hand headed toward her panties.

'WHOA,' she yelled out.

'Huh?' Trey asked innocently, putting the sausage in his mouth. 'Stop breaking character.'

She rolled him over. Trey's head went right into the pizza.

'D'OH!'

Jessica straddled Trey and looked down at him. She then bent her head backward in pleasure the way all chicks do as she began to rock back and forth on top of him. Vincent shoved the pizza box away and pulled strings of cheese out of his beautiful hair and wiped it on Jessica's bra.

The rocking continued for about a minute as Trey just watched her play with her breasts and run her hands up and down her body while making funny faces.

Trey looked at his watch. But then realized he wasn't wearing one and looked at her again. He began making a pulling apart motion over his chest, as if to tell her to take off her bra. Her eyes were closed though. Trey shook his head. He grabbed a slice of pizza as the music continued to play.

Trey stretched for the TV remote, but it was too far away. He scratched his chin as Jessica continued to do her fake sex thing. Trey looked around and spied an extension cord laying around. He grabbed it and made a little rope with it. He tossed it, but came a tad short of the remote.

He mouthed a 'damn' and then tried again. SUCCESS. He pulled the remote, but lost it. So he tried again. He got it a few inches closer before he lost it.

'Trey, how long do I have to grind on you?' she asked.

'A little bit longer honey. You're doing great,' Trey said with a smile. 'You've still got a bit to learn about simulating sex. But since this is the opening scene, it's too early for nudity I guess. This is like the practice round.'

'OK,' she said a bit breathless. 'But I'm feeling, kinda, aroused now,' she said.

Trey sniffed loudly, trying to confirm that fact.

'Acting is tough,' she said.

'It sure is,' Trey said, finally grabbing the remote. He began flipping around the 500 channels he has. Trey's eyes then slowly got wider and wider and he fell back, flat on the floor. His eyes then rolled back into his head and he dropped the remote.

'OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,' Trey moaned out.

She stopped rocking. 'Was that good?' she asked.

'Fantabulous. Absolutely amazing,' Trey said. 'OK,' he said pushing himself back up. He then pulled his pants away from his crotch and shimmied. Once things were in place, he smiled and looked at her. 'That'll do for the start. I can edit that no probs.'

Trey got up and went to the entertainment center. He shut off something.

'So, where are the cameras again?' she asked.

'There's this one, the one over there, the one over there and the other one there,' he said pointing out cameras on a giant bookcase, over the fake fireplace, the one near the window and the overhead cam on the ceiling.

Trey looked down. 'Bwahaha. I forgot about this one,' he said pulling something off his waist. 'The Crotch Cam. We're innovating, honey. OK. Well, now we have to head to the pet shelter.'

'Oh yeah. I was wondering how you planned to film that part. Why did you call it Fake Porno Movie instead of The Pussies?'

'Well, that's because..I..uh'

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