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No music. No explosions. No special lights.

Just Trey Vincent.

And he had a black aluminum bat in his right hand. He stomped to the ring, not looking at the fans, just looking straight ahead of him, blind with rage. He stomped around the floor outside the ring until he found a microphone. He slapped the techie who gave it to him and kicked wildly at him, luckily missing the man. Trey then slid into the ring and headed for the side of the ring facing the aisle. He stepped onto the bottom rope and stared straight at himself on the jOltron.

"Hey 'one letter better.'" he said making the finger quote marks. "Bitch! You are looking at the Sports Entertainment Icon...you know, the guy you're supposed to be one letter better than. So, heatless blunder, come out here and prove to me and everyone who came to watch the best sports entertainer and television personality ever that you're really as bad as you think you are. All you proved at Unwanted is that you were one referee better than Trey Vincent. One stupid referee. So J-Con, bad ass, career killer. We got a match. But we want to put the ratings through the roof tonight. So let's have ourselves a match that will make everyone tune in. So everyone here can see the Career Killer have his career killed by the present and future of this business. The coolest heel in the game today. But what kind of match, you may wonder, if you're brain is even capable of stringing together a thought other than of using a dildo!"

The crowd gave out a big "ohh!" with that verbal shot. Trey got off the rope and paced around as some fans began a brief 'DILDO USER' chant. Trey smiled. He wanted to piss off J-Con. He was going for it all.

"TV is challenging you be a champion and defend the International Title in a no DQ......weapons match. You bring your chair, I'll bring this bat. And whoever is conscious at the end gets the title."

TV threw down the microphone and left to "All Hail The New Flesh."

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