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Trey Vincent vs. Da Thug vs. Prototype (European Championship Scaffold Ladder Match)

"EWS A Cold Day In Hell"
Sept. 16, 2001

Rob- Welcome back to Cold Day in Hell. Next up we have a first time ever Scaffold Ladder match.

Randy- That's right Rob. The competitors start in the ring and then they have to climb a 20 foot ladder and get on the scaffold and then on the scaffold is another ladder which you have to climb to the belt hanging above.

Rob- And above all of that this match is for the European title.

Randy- That's right. We have some of the best up and coming talent in the EWS in this match. So lets get to it.

("All Hail The New Flesh," by Strapping Young Lad kicks in. After a series of rapid fire explosions, Trey emerges from the back and walks quickly to the ring, looking in every direction as if checking out the area around him, suspicious someone is trying to get him.)

Rob- We have Trey Vincent out here now. He is my pick for the match. He has been showing this fed how its done in his previous matches.

Randy- I agree but I think Prototype or Da Thug have a better chance.

("Cant deny it" by Fabolous and Nate dogg hits as Da Thug is spotted under the EWS tron. He stares into the crowd as he struts to the ring. He climbs the apron and walks through the ropes then climbs the turn buckle and makes a eastside symbol with his fingers and arms as the crowd cheers. He gets down and takes his sunglasses off and tightens his bandana.)

Randy- Here is the man who could quite possibly walk out of here with European Gold.

Rob- Well Randy. I don't think anyone is going to walk out of here. I they will all be wheeled out of here after this match up takes place.

(The lights go out and "Nookie" by Limp Bizket hits the PA. White strobe lights begin to flash. Once the music begins to get louder, colored lights begin to flash and sparks fly at the top of the ramp. The Prototype walks behind them, accompianied by a lovely model. He walks down the ramp to a huge ovation and helps his model into the ring. He goes into the middle of the ring and flexes for the crowd. The model runs up to him and gives him a huge kiss... leading to him ripping off his wife beater.)

Randy- Our champion is here and this match is underway.

Rob- Its all a matter of who is willing to take it farther in this match.

(The three men stare at each other and Prototype starts out the match with a strong right hand to Vincent that knocks him down and Da Thug seizes the opportunity and knocks down Prototype with a left. Prototype gets up and goes after Da Thug who slides out of the ring. Prototype turns around and is met with a high powered clothesline from Vincent.)

Randy- Wow. Vincent is showing some power.

(Vincent goes straight for the ladder. He climbs up the first two steps and Thug grabs his tights and pulls him back first onto the mat. Thug starts stomping away at Vincent as Prototype regroups in the corner. Prototype runs at Thug with a clothesline but is met with a big boot right to the side of the head. Vincent rolls out of the ring and thug starts stomping away at Prototype. He picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Prototype comes back and is hit with a huge Spinebuster by Da Thug.)

Rob- I didn't think anyone could spinebuster Prototype like that.

Randy- Da Thug is a beast.

(Da Thug starts to climb the ladder again as Prototype is hurting. Da Thug gets to about the 15 feet mark and the ladder gets tipped over by Vincent and Thug goes flying over the top rope right onto the concrete barrier outside the ring and goes into the crowd. Vincent then sets up the ladder again and He starts to climb it. Prototype recovers and starts to climb the ladder as well. They both reach the top of the first ladder and Prototype starts to punch Vincent. Prototype hooks Vincent's arm. He lifts him up and holds him for a beautiful hanging vertical suplex right in the center of the ring.)

Rob- holy crap. That was huge.

Randy- Well Vincent is out of this match.

Rob- I wouldn't count on that one.

(Prototype is hurt from the fall too and is lying in the ring next to the motionless Vincent. Da Thug hops the guard rail outside and slides in the ring. He and Prototype start to exchange right and left hands and Da Thug bounces off the ropes and hits a swinging neck breaker on Prototype. Da Thug goes over to the turnbuckle and starts to taunt the crowd. Suddenly Vincent gets up rapidly and hooks both of Da Thugs arms and hits a Full Nelson Suplex on him. )

Rob- Wow. That was pimp.

Randy- Pimp? Stop trying to be cool you old goat.

(Vincent goes up top for what he calls the Ultimate High and he is hit with a low blow from Prototype. Prototype hooks both arms.)

Rob- It could be the Perfector off the top rope.

Randy- IT IS.

(Prototype drives Vincent's body into the ground with a Perfector off the top rope. Prototype gets up immediately and starts to climb the big ladder but once again Da Thug is there to make the stop and grabs prototype's head and pulls him back to the mat. Da Thug puts Prototype in a Sleeper Hold and Prototype starts to fade out. Vincent comes over and hits a strong quick kick to the head of Da Thug. Prototype being weary is up on his knees. Vincent picks him up on his shoulders and drivers him down head first with the Coming Down.)

Rob- What a move. That's like a version of a pile driver.

Randy- That is a pile driver you idiot.

(Vincent turns around and is caught with a Chronic from Da Thug. Da Thug is the only one moving right now. He starts to climb the big ladder. Da Thug reaches the top and slides onto the scaffold.)

Rob- We got someone up on the scaffold. Now all he has to do is climb the ladder and get the belt to become the European Champion.

Randy- Da Thug is standing over 20 feet in the air at this very moment.

(Prototype gets up and now he is starting to climb the big ladder. Prototype reaches the top as Vincent starts climbing and all three of them are now at the top. Da Thug is climbing the second ladder. Vincent starts climbing the other side of the second ladder. He gets up and meets up with Da Thug as Prototype is thinking about what to do. Vincent grabs Da Thugs head and drives him into the scaffold with a DDT)

Rob- That was a DDT about 15 feet to the scaffold.

Randy- Oh my God. That Scaffold is shaking. If it falls they are in trouble.

(The scaffold holds and Vincent gets up and him and Prototype start brawling it out as the two of them exchange rights and lefts. Vincent starts to take the upper hand until he knocks Prototype down and Prototype low blows him. Prototype grabs Vincent by the throat and lifts him up with a choke slam straight to hell. Again the scaffold shakes but does falls. Prototype stands up and is right at the edge of the scaffold. Prototype stands up Vincent and Vincent dives out of the way as Da Thug gives the Chronic to Prototype off the top of the scaffold. Vincent is down too.)

Rob- That did not just happen. Two men just fell 30 feet to the mats and neither of them are moving.

(Coming down the ramp are EMTs rushing like crazy. They all slide into the ring and start to check on Prototype and then Da Thug. To the surprise of everyone in the arena when the EMTs touch Da Thug he starts to move.)

Rob- Oh my God. The man is moving after that. He should have a broken neck.

Randy- Your telling me.

(Da Thug gets to his feet and starts to climb the first ladder again as Vincent is climbing the ladder at the top of the scaffold. Da Thug reaches the scaffold and slides onto it as Vincent is reaching the top of his ladder. Da Thug climbs up about two steps on the second ladder and puts his head between the legs of Vincent and delivers a sit down power bomb to Trey Vincent. The scaffold starts to shake and the scaffold falls down 20 feet into the ring just as the EMTs get Prototype out of there.)

Rob- That is the damndest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

(The ref runs into the pile where Vincent and Da Thug are both lying motionless and wrapped tightly in Vincent's arms is the European Title.)

Randy- Jesus. He grabbed the title right before he was powerbombed. What a match.

Rob- The new European Champion is Trey Vincent.

Comments:

I'm a champion. But of course, with that accomplished, I had to think of something unique to do with the character. The most obvious thing? Well, read on...

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