Trey Vincent vs. Endurance vs. Crush vs. Yokashi

"EWS Sunday Night Bedlam"
Aug. 26, 2001

RD: Well we are about to start off the show with some superstars making their debuts here.

RW: Oh man! I wanted to stay awake for the first part of the show, there goes that plan!

RD: Not this again.

Jessica: Introducing first, weighing in at 255 pounds, Yokashi!

[The lights cut and the sound of thunder can be heard in the arena. Then Linkin Park's 'Paper Cut' hits and red spotlights flash around the arena. The lights then meet at the top of the ramp as Yokashi appears. He then makes his way down the ramp and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. He climbs a turnbuckle and then taunts the crowd before jumping down.]

Jessica: Next, weighing in at 260 pounds, Trey Vincent!

["All Hail The New Flesh," by Strapping Young Lad kicks in. After a series of rapid fire explosions, Trey emerges from the back and walks quickly to the ring, looking in every direction as if checking out the area around him, suspicious someone is trying to get him.]

Jessica: Next, weighing in at 230 pounds, Crush!

[Lights cut as heartbeat is heard. It flatlines, as pyros explode from the rampway and "Teenage FBI" by Guided by voices hits. Crush comes out and walks down the ramp. He circles the ring and then climbs the steps. He climbs the second turnbuckle and raises his arms as pyros explode all the way around the ring.]

Jessica: Finally, weighing in at 220 pounds, Endurance!

[Comes out to We are the champions, Lights flash as he comes out. Raises his fist up high into a claw. Then lowers his hand, Heads down to the ring. Sits down in the corner and rocks back and force till the start of the match. Jessica leaves the ring as Enurance goes after Yokashi and Crush goes after Vincent. Yokashi and Endurance brawl as Endurance throws Yokashi over the top rope as he goes after Vincent. Crush and Endurance hit a double suplex on Vincent as Yokashi gets back in the ring and dropkicks Endurance from behind.]

RD: Things pretty even so far.

RW: Very astute observation seeing as how the match has been going on for about 1 minute!

[Crush whips Vincent into the corner and charges at him and hits a clothesline. Crush tries to whip Vincent to the opposite corner, but Vincent reverses and hits a Russian leg sweep into the turnbuckle. Vincent picks up Crush and hits him with a fisherman?s buster into a cover 1..2.kickout by Crush. Meanwhile, Yokashi tries for a kick to the head of Endurance, but Endurance ducks and hit Yokashi with a full nelson slam. Endurance picks Yokashi up and whips him off the ropes and hits him with a clothesline and goes up top. Endurance comes off the top rope with a moonsault into a cover 1..2..thre~ Crush breaks up the count.]

RD: Endurance had the win, but Crush broke the count and the match continues.

RW: Is that so? Because we are all stupid and didn?t know that, tard.

[Endurance and Crush begin to brawl as Endurance throws Crush out of the ring and follows him out. Meanwhile, Vincent picks up Yokashi and hits him with an inverted Russian leg sweep and covers 1..2..thre~ kickout by Yokashi. Vincent picks Yokashi up and whips him into the corner. Vincent rushes, but Yokashi leapfrogs him and catches him in the tarantula! Yokashi applies a lot of pressure, when Endurance smacks Yokashi in the head with a steel chair! Yokashi falls to the outside as Endurance pounds on him with the chair.]

RD: Endurance cracking that chair over Yokahi?s skull despite this not being an extreme match.

RW: What are you talking about! This is the EWS! The ref?s don?t care, we can see blood in these types of matches!

[Endurance picks Yokashi up and picks him up in a stalling suplex, after about 20 seconds, Endurance drops Yokashi back first onto the steel steps! Yokashi bounces off the steps and just lays on the mat and is not moving. Meanwhile, Vincent launches himself over the ropes and lands on Crush as he lays into him. Vincent grabs a table from under the ring and sets it up against the ringpost as Crush clotheslines him from behind. Crush and Vincent begins to brawl as Vincent blocks one of Crush?s punches and hits him with an overhead spinebuster.]

RD: Vincent taking the fight to Crush.

RW: Well we got one of the losers out, now we get Crush out, then either Vincent or Endurance out and the pain of watching this match ends.

[Vincent throws Crush into the ring as Endurance and Vincent follow Crush into the ring. Vincent and Endurance pick Crush up and hit him with a double powerbomb. Vincent whips Crush into the ropes, as Endurance and Vincent hit Crush with a 3-D! Endurance goes up to the top rope and hits Crush with a frogsplash and Vincent picks up Crush and hits him with Coming Down! Vincent covers 1..2..3!! Endurance raises Vincen?t arm as Jessica gets in the ring.]

Jessica: Your winner, Trey Vincent!

RD: And the Newcomer Trey Vincent wins this one.

RW: And thus the pain ends.

Comments:

I busted my ass to win this one. I deserved it. Endurance brought out the best in me. He was great. Too bad he had to leave EWS soon after this. We could have been a great tag team. The other two were nobody's who never showed up again.

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© 2001 John Leary