DRUNK AS A MOTHERUFCKER!
BY TREY VINCENT!
There was a time n ot 2 long ago tonight 2hwn I wa sufcking DRUN! K it’s great to b fucki9ng TREY VINCENT the NIGHT BEORE A FUCKING PAY PER VIEW!
Let me toelll you why! In my own drunken wors!
So I got out tonight to whervere the fuck we are and am like, I NEED SUOM FUCKING PUSSY! Or 2 get drunki. Either way. I’[m good. And I realize I can’t spell for shit aright now, so PSSSHT! FUCK OFF IF U WANT GOOD FUCKING WRITING THIS IS AC TION FOR DUCKN Sake not the fucking FFWO !!!!!!!!!
FUCKIN ERONERENRE_PRENRERENRE RWERNHENERERNERNERENRENRENRER
FERON!!!!
AND TERAVI s can BWLOW MEQ!!!!!!
Anydo…I wass out drinking. Went to not 1 bar. Not 2 bars. Oh wait, it was 2 bars. And I’m like gbetting drhnki on the bereefs, but it wasn’t Miller High life so SHHHHHH. Ity was budwsiser. I LOVE THOS FUCKING FROGS. Not the french, the GROGS!!!
YWAAH
SO! Anyway, I’m watching footballo and geetytaing drun! But where my pussy at you?> you doon4t kno do u! sorry I cant FUCKING TYPE BUT FUCKIN ASYLYK and FWO!!!!! Annd REENNN#
YEAH!
I realize this makes no sense. But just BEAR wioth me. Or BARE. Whicvhever you feel like doing. I’m not annoying SOMEB ODY via AIM right now. Bwecause I don’t even kn ow what thaty is becuz I’m TREY VINCENt not somebody else.
Um…
So where was I!! LORDS OF FUCKING ACID! I must increase my bust. MARK OUT MOTHERFUCKER! That fucking dj blew me the FUCK away. I wzs just grooving in my leather chair and like , if I could have an orgams with out ha vinb on, this was the night 2 hsave it! U know?
FUCK YOU!
HAhAHAHAHAHHAHAHa
I’m so fucking drunk. FIVE BEREERS uiu ASK> !!! It makwes no FGUCKING sense t4o ME either! So whaterver!
*pounds table, laushgs hystericall……………recfovers*
SO! This is the GR4EATESTY RP EVER. BECSUZ TREY VINCENT IS DRUNK. But I wzas fucking sTyling on the DANCE FLOOR. All the ladies were fucking hos and I’m a fucking PIMP! Zmother fuchher!
FUCHER!? What the fucher is a fucher? HAHAHAHAHaH.
DON"T FUCKING ERASS THIS! YOU KNO@ HOW UO ARE?!!!
So any6how, the moral of the message is, ghet drunk, hit on chicks, e en if u sdtyrrike out 1 night or 2, u may get fucking LUCKY tonight. Bnut not me becuzx I should gho look at pron or something.
Anyhoe////head hurty….i best not be getting a hangover 2moprrow morning. DUDE! 2moprrrow is spelled doccrectly accroding to fuckinG BILL GATES MASTER FUCKING PLAN OF A PROGRAM. Oh wait. YES! YEAS IS IT! FUCK YOU MICROPSFOAT!!!
RUAHHH!!!!!~~~~~~
So, the point of th is is….don/t’ do drugs. Unless they are beer. B necauuse beer is god. And my Jeep didn’t get broken into in this shithole city. WHOOOO! Yeay!
HI! My name is WHAT? WHO TREY VI(NCENT!!!! Minus the ( and shit.
*Awaits being blasted EVERYWHERE FOR THIS****
FUCK YOU FWO!!!! YOU LL CAN EAT A BIG DONGGY GONAGAY!!!!
FAGGOTOOOOOOOOOOT!
I’m eveilll !!!!!!~~666
SEE!
Now….where was I!
Drink beer, pick up chicks and avoid cops on ur way home.
And then theeir was peaace.
NIGGA!
Ohj shit the drunks wearing off. Jack Dnaiels, here I c ome! And FUCKIN KURET ANGEL can bloW me! Blow me!!!!eeee!!!! e!
Can’t wait til Sunday. It’s another day 2 get drunk.
NFL!!! RUAHHH!
POIh right, the ppv, hahahaha. New that. Cheers~!
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