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Pressure Point 71
Aug. 11, 2003

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A generic kitchen. Two boys and two girls run wildly towards the refrigerator. Suddenly, Trey Vincent pops out in front of said refrigerator.

"Hey kids!"

All the kids respond with a "Hey, Trey."

"Are you looking for something hard to suck on?"

All the kids shrug and mumble stuff.

Vincent turns around and pulls out a big box. The kids all cheer when they see what it is. A 24-pack of Vincent's Popsicles.

"That's right, kids. I've entered the ice cream business. And you can have any Popsicle you would like. I've got red, orange, grape.

One of the boys asks, "What's this white one?"

"Oh, that's our brand new Kahlua flavored Popsicle!"

"Cool!" the kid responds.

"And what's this brown one?" one of the girls asks.

"I know that looks familiar to you little girl," he says with a wink. "But it's actually our Southern Comfort flavored Popsicle! Enjoy it. And feel the comfort! And kids, there are more flavors coming soon! Including Midori Sour, Screwdriver and some blue margarita thing I haven't quite grasped yet. Keep checking those supermarkets!"

The screen goes to a table, where the kids are all sucking on Popsicles. The box is in the foreground.

Then, the announcer comes on:

"Vincent's Popsicles: Suck On These!"

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