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City Of, Act IV

Pressure Point 75
Sept. 15, 2003
Starring Trey Vincent, Claire Voyant & Kurt Angel
Writer: John Leary

Kurt Angel was determined. He was going to find Trey Vincent. He had some unfinished business with that guy, he was pretty sure. And he was no doubt behind a lot of the evil that was going on backstage in Action. Hiring that bitch, Claire Voyant! Had to be him!

During his travels, he accidentally found himself back out behind the stadium at the broadcast trucks.

"Oh, dookie!"

But this time something was different. This time, Trey Vincent was there, now he was trying to hit on Claire Voyant.

"C'mon baby, don't you want to be on TV?"

"No. I want to be a producer."

"I can make your career. Or I can break your career. My best friend is the owner of Action. Name Reed Young ring a bell, sweet tits? That's right. I can have that stupid producer fired and give you the job if you do, well, a job on me."

The sound of laughing caught Trey's attention. And Claire's as well.

"Kurt! Help me! This guy is sexually harassing me!"

"Oh, please. I was only trying to make her gratify me sexually to advance her career. Now, if that's sexual harassment--"

"Oh, I really don't care. You two deserve each other," Angel said, walking toward them.

"He's gonna kick your ass, Vincent!" Claire told him. "You have no idea what you're in for."

"Oh, I have some. I've had a couple fights with this son of a monkey and a whore."

"Blah blah blah, Trey. All I ever hear you do."

"I knew you'd come for me, Kurt," Claire told him.

"How?"

"I dunno. Just had a feeling.

"OK. Seriously bored right now. Let's fight already."

Trey punched Angel in the face and tried for a follow up, but Angel blocked it and returned a bunch of his own and hit a sidekick on Vincent. Angel charged, but Vincent clotheslined him down. Angel tripped him up and grabbed his ankle!

That's when security rushed outside. Angel saw them and dropped Vincent's leg. He scooped up Claire and tossed her at all the security guards and made his escape, laughing all the way.

Man, life was fun when you're Kurt Angel!

"This isn't over yet, Angel! I'll...get...YOU!" Vincent yelled. "Go get him!" Vincent ordered his team of security.

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