Sharc vs. The Joker

PIW Massacre
July 13, 2002

Weighing in at 233lbs standing at 6'7" hailing from Chicago, IL The Joker! "Not Enough" By Our Lady Peace blasted over the PA System. Joker's pyre went off and hit lights flickered and moved around and hid video played on the PIW big screen. A figure became visible from behind the thin curtains when suddenly the figure walked out from the curtains when you could tell it was The Joker.

Joker once more stunned the fans, the fans couldn't quite understand how this man could be a clown and not be happy and wear funky colors, and instead he wears black, red, and white. Joker walked down the ramp slowly, he walked up the steps and stepped over the second rope and bent over and into the ring where cracked his neck and threw a few practice punches at the air. The Jokers music, pyro, lights, and video cut and soon the arena was dead silent.

Suddenly the ring announcer broke the silence with his traditional term. Weighting in at 245lbs standing 6'2" hailing from Boston, Massachusetts Sharc! "Pisschrist" by Fear Factory played over the cheap PIW sound system. Sharc became visible, and he began to come forward. Sharc walked forward to the top of the ramp and he looked back at the entrance way, seems like he was distracted from his run in with Conan the Leprechaun, all though half distracted he was a tad confused, Conan is not the easiest person in the world to read.

Sharc looked down at the ring and he began to walk at somewhat of a slow pace, at the same time he was staring at the fans with a disgusted expression written on his face. A small amount of fans were booing Sharc, I guess people don’t liked to be starred at with a disgusted look. Sharc walked to the left side of the outside and rose his arms but received boo's.

Sharc walked to the back and once more rose his arms to boo's. Sharc not frustrated walked to the right side and rose his arms up high and received boo's. Sharc not extremely angry rolled into the ring only to be kicked at by Joker who of course had earlier entered the ring.

The ref signaled for the bell and the time keeper rang the bell and the match up was under way all though the action had all ready started when Sharc slid into the ring and was met with Joker's boot.

Joker kicked at Sharc and each time Sharc tried to get up he was kicked again. Joker paused and kicked the gut of Sharc as he tried to get up. Joker grabbed a handful of Sharc's long hair and pulled him up, Joker fisted the forehead of Sharc twice before Sharc reversed it into a punch then a kick to the gut and followed by a big kick to raise his opponent.

Sharc irish whipped Joker to the rope and Joker slung back and Sharc dropped and Joker jumped over Sharc but Sharc quickly stood and as Joker slung back and ran at Sharc again this time Sharc met Joker with a monkey flip. Joker's neck landed on the rope and he slung back fell to the mat. Joker clutched his neck, as Sharc was right above him and Sharc dropped and connected with the elbow drop to the neck.

Sharc took off some steam by walking around the ring a few times but when he finished he was Joker was sitting on his ass trying to get up but Sharc fell back on to the ropes and slung at Joker missile dropkicked his back. Sharc got up and kicked the head of Joker, Sharc then rose his hands but was met with boo's.

Sharc was frustrated and in the time he paused Joker had gotten up and given out a vicious neck breaker to sharc. Sharc and Joker both lay hurt on the mat, and both men felt immense pain in their necks. The ref began to 10 count.

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Joker was now on all fours while Sharc still lay down in a ball holding the back of his neck in pain.

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Joker was still taking a breather and Sharc began to regain control and he let go of his neck.

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Joker got up quickly and spread Sharc's legs and locked in for a Figure Four Leg Lock. Sharc was smacking the mat with both hands as he screamed in pain, and this was a obviously a show that Sharc was losing the match at the moment. After a few moments Sharc got up the energy to turn around so now the pain was being inflicted on Joker.

Joker let go and he stood up and stomped a few times on Sharc. He grabbed his head and elbowed it a couple times. The fans cheered for Joker but it was not because they liked him it was because they disliked Joker. Joker locked in for a Cross-face, and once more Sharc was letting out screams of pain.

Suddenly the PIW big screen turned from the match to Conan the Leprechaun in his locker room watching PIW Massacre on a 16" inch TV monitor. When the fans saw Conan they let out huge amounts of cheers and the arena erupted in cheers and chants for Conan the Leprechaun/ Conan was not happy though, infact he was upset with the fact Sharc was losing. Conan grunted as he watch Sharc screaming in pain while locked in the cross face.

"That's it I’m going down there!" Conan let out as he ran out of the room in a crazed fashion, the fashion Conan usually did his things in.

The PIW big screen went back to the match. Joker had let go of the cross face and was now locking in for the sleeper but he soon let go. Joker climbed to the second rope and he jumped trying to hit Sharc with a Insane Splash but Sharc moved away just in time to miss the highflying attack.

Sharc slowly rose but at the same time Joker rose. Joker threw a punch out but it was blocked and Sharc kicked the nuts of Joker and Joker grabbed his nuts and with this Sharc connected with a DDT. The fans boo'd hysterically. Sharc grabbed the legs of Joker and he spread them and he headbutted the nuts of Joker.

Joker yelped but Sharc grabbed his legs once more but this time turned his around and locked in the Boston Crab. After a few moments Joker didn't move. The ref slid over to Joker but went back onto his knee. He rose the arm of Joker and let it drop, it hit the mat with a thud, and the ref signaled a one to the timekeeper...

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The ref grabbed the arm again and let it drop and once more it dropped without a movement and again it left a thud. The ref signaled to the timekeeper, two.

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The ref grabbed the arm once more but joker ripped it away before he had time to drop it. The ref cancelled the black out count. Joker pushed himself up with sheer manpower and he crawled to the ropes and grabbed onto the second rope and the ref broke the submission. Both men got up at the same time but Sharc delivered the swinging neck breaker and Joker feel to the mat.

Sharc signaled to the fans it was time to finish the match and he set up for his signature move, Spinebreaker. Sharc locked joker in for the Spinebreaker but after a few moments Sharc was surprised that The Joker wasn't tapping, infact he didn't even scream out in pain.

Suddenly from the back ran out Conan the Leprechaun wearing his trusty helmet. Conan ran down the ramp and he received a huge amount of cheers. Conan looked at Sharc and gave him the thumbs up. Sharc let go of the move and stood up. He began to shout at Conan and frankly Conan was surprised that Sharc was treating him like this.

Joker rose to his feet without Sharc knowing, Joker grabbed Sharc by the shoulder swung him around and hit his signature move, Clown's Court and he pinned Sharc.

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Conan was holding his helmet yelling for Sharc to get up.

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Conan had a large frown across his face and he tapped the mat and tries to wake up Sharc but Sharc show no signs of getting up.

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Immediately the ref signaled for the end of the match up and Joker had won. Suddenly the ring announcer spoke, and here is your winner, THE JOKER! The match was now obviously over and Joker had now won his two only matches in PIW, sure one was against Iceman but hey a match is a match, who care's about whom you fought it against. Now Sharc was 0-2 and he's still looking for that first win.

The Joker stood up and the ref raised his arm and his other arm tended to his back, which was still in pain from an earlier move. Joker left the ring and began to walk up the ramp. Conan who was still in sock slid into the ring to tend to his new friend Sharc, when Conan got to Sharc, Sharc was standing at the turnbuckle. Conan put his hand on Sharc's shoulder but Sharc swung around and gave a big boot to Conan.

Sharc slid out of the ring and pulled out a table from under the ring and he set it up on the outside of the ring. Sharc also picked up a chair and he slid back into the ring. Conan turned to Sharc but Sharc connection a with a chairshot over the face.

Sharc starred at the fans with a angry expression on him but when he looked back at Conan it had been a few moments. Conan was climbing the turnbuckle trying to escape. Sharc dropped the chair and ran to Conan where he fisted his back and turned him around. Sharc climbed the turnbuckle and now both men stood on the top turnbuckle.

Sharc grabbled Conan and setting him up for his signature move, Blood in the water and Sharc and Conan both dropped to the outside onto the table where in midair sharc connected with Blood in the Water. Both Conan and Sharc lied on the broken table.

After what seemed to be forever Sharc moved, Sharc then got up and looked down at Conan and grabbed the helmet of the Leprechaun and he began to walk to the backstage when one of the announcers, Vinny Nerdstrom said "Holy Crap, I think he's stealing his helmet!" which basically summed it all up for us.

After awhile Conan raised his head and felt his head and felt no helmet, lets just say, he's not happy.

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©2002 John Leary