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Happy birthday

Pressure Point 70
Aug. 4, 2003
Starring: Sharc

Sharc returned to his locker room with a bottle of water, wearing his wrestling gear and his PIW black T-shirt with red letters. Then, he noticed something sitting on top of his duffel bag. He looked around the empty room, not knowing if the person who left it might still be around. Nowhere really to hide, though. He walked forward, put his bottle on the floor and picked up the envelope. On the front, a message written in red pen said Happy Birthday, Sharc.

He found that odd, since, well, his birthday is in November.

After ripping it open, he pulled out the card. The front of the card had a simple message for him.

"Sorry to hear about your loss."

He opened up the card and inside was a hand-written message from a certain Reed Young.

"Dearest, Bitch. Tonight, you're in the biggest, trouble, EVER! I've found somebody to kick your fucking ass so badly they'll think you've been raped by a gang. Muhahahahha. Enjoy!"

Sharc let the card drop at his side, puzzled by Reed's cryptic stupidity. He ripped the card in half and tossed it away.

Who had Young found? Somebody in Action? Somebody outside of Action? Somebody who wasn't even a wrestler? Young wanted to make Sharc realize this was still his company. Sharc really didn't want to wait and find out what Young had in mind. So he took a walk.

NEXT CHAPTER: Have You Seen Reed Lately? >>

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