The Swerve-o-matic

Pressure Point 60
May 12, 2003
Starring: Kayden Paulton, Fiend & Sharc

"HI!" Kayden greeted the cameraman. "How are you doing? Hmmm? You can speak you know. Look at my bruises! Aren't they cool? You don't want to answer me? Why not?"

Kayden Paulton seemed content to badger the cameraman, even though it wasn't his job to speak. He was a cameraman, after all. Perhaps, just perhaps, you could witness a cameraman actually running away from a wrestler.

Anyway…

"Well, since that red light is on, it must mean it's time for me to say something. So I wanted to say how incredibly awesome last week was. I got to ride in a limo. I got to meet some real-life goons! Heck, I event got a bunch of bruises out of it. Can you top that? Well, maybe you can, and that's OK, so feel free. Fiend, that was a really great swerve last week. You just keep swerving and swerving me. It's OK if I don't ever catch, on. Fiend?"

Just like that, the Kayden Paulton rant was over and Fiend was on top of Paulton, slamming his fist into Paulton's skull. But even as Fiend was on the attack, Sharc laid a nasty kick to the back of Fiend's skull. Sharc picked up some extra cable from the camera, wrapped it around Fiend's throat and began choking Fiend with all his might.

"Um, Sharc, it's not nice to choke people."

"Shut up, Paulton."

"Well, I will, but, would it hurt to use a please? And now that I am, you could say thank you."

Sharc growled. And let go of the cord and charged at Fiend. Sharc picked up Fiend and sat him down on a nearby chair, only to hit a flying clothesline on him, having a double impact of the clothesline, and then Paulton's head smacked into the wall.

Fiend was tough as hell though. He got into camera range as Sharc got up. Fiend's fist went straight for the camera, but missed, no likely connecting with the cameraman.

Fiend took control of Pressure Point for a moment.

As Sharc turned, Fiend charged. Running straight dead center into Sharc's face with a pretty good smack. Sharc went do a knee, and then Fiend stopped playing cameraman and began playing homerun hitter. The viewers were treated to seeing the walls flying very quickly back and forth for a second, and then the camera fell to the ground and only the sound of Fiend and Sharc grunting could be heard.

As the camera became still, several pairs of feet came into view, running towards the camera. Trying to, for the second time tonight, break up a brawl between these two bitter enemies.

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