Dos Equis

Dos Equis vs. La Estrella 100%

NFW Brawl Detroit Rock City
Feb. 1, 2009

It's pretty funny that a wrestler named Dos Equis came to the ring just as we ordered a round of them. He took on La Estrella, and Esty remained overmatched from bell to bell.

That's not true. He kicked Dos Equis once, I think.

Other than that, Beers dominated. He figured out pretty quickly that he was going to win this match by a landslide, so he spent most of it showing off. The fans tried to act annoyed with his 'Top That!' mentality, but couldn't help but pop for the big moves. What can I say, the guy can wrestle. Dos Equis finished La Estrella off with a lethal combination of a double stomp to the belly, slingshotted from outside the ring, and a double underhook brainbuster.

Apparently he calls these the Bulimia Nervosa Bomb and Hangover, respectively. Most of the people here will know all about a hangover tomorrow, but La Estrella felt the effects immediately and was an easy target for a three.

Winner: Dos Equis

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